𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖻𝗈𝗈'𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗏I was awoken to laughter and loud music. I checked my phone and, shit, it was 1pm. I got up and dressed and left my room to see what the noise was. Cam, who was seated on the couch, turned as I walked in.
"Ranboo! We're having a just danceathon, come on!" They exclaimed. I walked over and sat beside them, allowing them to cuddle into my side. The dream team was doing the uptown funk (tuxedo version) just dance right now. It was one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed. We were all laughing and cheering for them. Karl and Quackity then did you're the one that I want. Me and Cam were crying laughing. It was one of the greatest things i've ever seen. Tommy and Tubbo did asereje and I was on the fooor at the point.
"Yuh, get into it Tubbo!" Called Cam, as he was really going hard. It was hilarious. Next, Wilbur and Phil did promiscuous, and I thought I would pass out from laughter. Next, Niki and Jack did rockabye, and if a bad dancer had two left feet, Jack had about 10. Finally, me and Cam decided to do Timber. I was the panda and they were the girl, I had more fun than I'd had in a while. Well, since last nights stream, actually. Then, me, Cam, Tommy, and Tubbo did istanbul. I was the zebra, Tubbo was the mouse, Cam was the grey thing, and Tommy was the parrot. After that, Cam and Quackity did I gotta feeling. And after that, Cam did toxic alone. And throughout all of that, they didn't even break a sweat. Afterwards, they sat down beside me and cuddled up to me again.
"I'm a just dance god," They smiled
"I can tell," I chuckled
"Simp," Muttered Tubbo. I groaned. Afterwards, Tommy, Wilbur, and Jack did fancy. Finally, we finished it off with Cam, Quackity, Wilbur. and Tubbo doing Time Warp. It was now 2, and Cam wanted to try to teach me french. We were sat in my bedroom, on my beg, cross legged, facing each other.
"Ok, so pretend I'm the duolingo owl, yeah?" They said
"But the duolingo owl isn't that pretty," I said sadly
"Bitch, don't insult the duolingo owl!" They exclaimed
"My bad, my bad. Teach me how to call you pretty." I demanded lightheartedly.
"So, pretty person is jolie personne, pretty is jolie, you're pretty is tu es jolie, and I think you're pretty is je pense que vous êtes jolie." They explained
"This is too much effort." I groaned, flopping back onto the bed.
"Ugh, cul paresseux." They sighed jokingly.
"Ok, I don't know what that means but it doesn't sound too kind." I pouted. They laughed.
"Ok, Dream said dinner will be at 6, that's in three and a half hours, what should we do?" They asked. We decided to watch a movie. We chose bohemian rhapsody. We cuddled and watched it, singing along to the songs together as they simped for Mary and Roger. Once the movie finished, it was 5:15. 45 minutes until dinner. We decided to do a Taylor Swift dance party. We turned off the lights as they blasted their Taylor playlist. First song was better than revenge. They got on my bed with my hairbrush as their microphone.
"The story starts when it was hot and it was summer and, I had it all I had him right there where I wanted him. She came along, got him alone and let's hear the applause. She took him faster than you could say sabotage. I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it. I underestimated just who I was dealing with! She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum. She underestimated just who she was stealing from!" They sang, almost as if they were performing in a concert. It was the chorus, and I started singing with them.
"She's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress! Woah! But she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress! Woah! Soon she's gonna find, stealing other peoples toys on the playground won't make you many friends. She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind, there is nothing I do better than revenge." We sang. Now, it was my turn for verse two.
"She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list. She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it. I think her ever present frown is a little troubling. She thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know, or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go. Oh, they didn't teach you that in prep school so it's up to me, but no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity." I sang.
"She's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress! Woah! But she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress! Woah! Soon she's gonna find, stealing other peoples toys on the playground won't make you many friends. She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind, there is nothing I do better than revenge." We sang. Now it was Cam's turn for the bridge.
"I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey! You might have him but haven't you heard? I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey! You might have him but I always get the last word! Woah!" They sang.
"She's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress! Woah! But she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress! Woah! Soon she's gonna find, stealing other peoples toys on the playground won't make you many friends. She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind, there is nothing I do better than revenge." We sang together. My turn now.
"And do you still feel like you know what you're doing? 'Cause I don't think you do, oh. Do you still feel like you know what you're doing? I don't think you do, I don't think you do, let's hear the applause. C'mon, show me how much better you are. See, you deserve some applause, 'cause you're so much better! She took him faster than you can say sabotage!" I finished. We cheered and moved on to the next song, love story. Then style, then sparks fly, then you belong with me, then all too well 10 minute version, then enchanted, then ready for it, then we are never ever getting back together, then cruel summer. After that, we were called for dinner. We ate some delicious spaghetti and meatballs, and retired to our rooms to chill. It had been a good day, very fun.
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