Being Single

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Maur I need to tell my MA soon. These dates she keeps setting me up are getting ridiculous. I will gladly take the lovely bouquet of flowers for my office. Here it's all yours. Sis I see the date went well. Frankie I would think not. All this man ever did last night was brag about himself.
Angela walks in to the precinct.

Ooh love the flowers. Are they from John Freeman? Yes MA. Well he is good looking, has a good job, athletic, loves Boston Red Sox.
MA he wasn't my type. Jane what is your type?I have set you up with twenty men that are successful and have the same likes as you. This is not an easy task to do. MA I really wish you would stop.
Janie if I don't, I will never have a grandchild or see my eldest be happy with the man of her dreams. I have another man I met at the bank while dropping off the restaurant receipts.
MA if you want me to go out with him,you call him and date him. I am done trying to please you MA.I am a lesbian and have been since high school. Jane Clementine Rizzoli that isn't funny. MA it wasn't meant to be funny. Why didn't you tell me sooner? MA I would of thought my Farrah Fawcett posters would of given you a hint in high school. Well it didn't. Are you sure? Yes MA I am sure . MA she has just been doing this for you. Her heart isn't in it. Frankie why didn't you tell me or korsak. MA it wasn't my place. Angela it was up to me to tell you about Jane's sexual preference nor any of her other coworkers who have known this for years. Dr. Isles you knew this too? Yes Angela. One of you should of told me. Now, I will get use to it. Give me time for me to find you a gal than. MA please don't. Its embarrassing. Oh Jane don't be silly, bye. Bye MA, Bye Angela, Angela Bye MA good bye.
Our mother leaves.
Sis you know MA is on a mission now.Yes I know and I am scared too.
We all chuckle and Maur takes the bouquet of flowers to her office. We all go back to work.

Aye MA. Aye sweetie. Tommy I need your help? Okay but with what?Jane told me she has been a lesbian or knew she was since high school. Oh that. You knew too? MA we all had Farrah Fawcett on our bedroom walls. I just thought she liked her because she was a Charlie angel and Jane wanted to be a cop.
MA what do you need? I want to find Jane a gal and need your help in setting up a profile for her to date on Harmony.
MA that is an old dating site. Well tell me which ones are hip?
Tommy explained to me which sites are good ones but won't help me set it up. If Jane finds out, she will kill him. I am not worried I brought her in this world.
I finally figure out how to complete the profile.I completed two sites. I feel I did a good job.
I hit send and go back to work at the restaurant.
Auntie your late? I have been here Juanita didn't you see me?No,here is today's menu.
Juanita leaves and I put the menus to be ready for incoming customers.
While I wait, I hear my cell get a notification. A gal likes Jane photo of her near her new BMW. I respond and tell the girl to be here Friday night at 6 . I know Jane will be here tomorrow night with her coworkers drinking and eating.