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chloe perez: 5.13.16
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"GOD, THIS IS SO STUPID Noah, but I'm here, okay? I'm doing it. I will record this 'just in case' video. I highly doubt anyone will be watching this, since there's no way I'm actually going to die. I'm way too pretty."
"Anyway, before we get rolling, to all pervs out there hoping this is gonna get dirty, it's not. Okay? You want scandal, change the channel."
"I think I should start like thanking people so first, my darling sister Carla. You and I could not be more opposite, but that's what's great about us. When I told you to get out of the house more, I didn't really mean get involved in this whole serial killer psycho slasher thing, but too late. Love you and sorry for dying, you have full dibs over my clothes."
"Emma, Brooke and my surprising new friend, Audrey. We are now literally bonded for life with our trauma, so I guess you all are stuck with me, or were. I could not have asked for better friends to almost be killed with."
"Well, best for last I guess. Jake Fitzgerald. My childhood tormentor, turned prepubescent creep, turned... knight in shining armor. Thanks for always seeing the real me. I could always count on you to make me feel better when I'm down or even if I just needed a laugh. After years and years of trying, you finally got me. I love you so much boo. Sorry we couldn't make it to the end together."
"Alright, this got way to sappy and emotional. Gross. I'm out."
