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jake fitzgerald: 5.14.16
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"WHAT UP BITCHES, THIS IS Jake."
"I'm not gonna die. So the only reason I can think that you're even watching this, is because you snuck into Noah files, cause you were thirsty for an extra taste of this rock hard grade A man meat. But sorry ladies, this ladies man is a ladies' man, Miss Chloe Perez. Take that Mr. B!"
"Took 16 years of friendship four play, some shady tactics... but we're here now and if I do die, I hope you live, but just know, you'll never find another me. So let this be a lesson, to all the other self proclaimed man hoes, when you have your own devilishly charming Miss Perez, lock it up. I was head over heals in love with this girl for pretty much my whole life. Never thought it would happen, but look at us now."
"Before I shake and Jake, little word of advice. Don't be like the old Jake, be like the new Jake... and always wear protection."
