get me off this fucking bus.
fifteen hours ive been hiding in my bunk, claiming I was tired but im losing my fucking mind.
we're still a few hours away from the hotel.
all I can hear is billie, harry and finneas talking and laughing.
im so hungry.
but im still too pissed right now.
I have a whole notes app full of shit I would love to do to billie right now, none of them actually being legal or ethical.
but it's not like im actually gonna shave her hair off while she sleeps or use her toothbrush to clean the toilet.
actually..
I climb out of my bunk and tiptoe into the bathroom, looking for anything that is billies.
there's a toiletry bag with a tube of aquaphor sticking out and I just know it's billies.
I open it up and see some expensive looking creams and moisturisers and I find her toothbrush at the bottom.
I pick it up and smile, putting her bag back where it was, making sure the aquaphor is in the exact same place and looking around the bathroom, seeing where I can hide it.
under the toilet?
down the drain?
theres a little shelf ontop of the mirror so I put it behind the rolls of toilet paper and stick my middle finger up at it, giggling to myself for being so childish.
enjoy having gross as breath eilish.
I flush the toilet and when I open the door, billie is walking through to the back of the bus.
"you didn't even wash your hands? fucking gross" billie pulls a face and I just stand there, watching her slam her bedroom door shut.
I go back into the bathroom and pull her toothbrush from where it was and throw it into the toilet.
oops.
instead of actually being antisocial I go into the front of the bus, still in my pyjamas and bonnet.
"look who's finally decided to show her face" harry smirks, looking up from his cards.
I pick a banana up from the 'kitchen' and sit down, tucking my knees to my chest and covering them with my hoodie.
"sorry I was reading fan fictions about myself and getting myself off"
harry pulls a face and I laugh, winking at him and peel the banana, licking the tip.
"you're so fucking gross" he chuckles and finneas looks between us both and back to his cards, smirking.
"how long till we get to the hotel?" I ask either of them, wanting to change the subject just in case billie comes back.
"like four hours, why?"
"I wanna take my braids out"
I stand up and throw my banana peel in the bin....sorry trash can..and go back to my bunk, to grab my bag...which ive handcuffed to my bed.
yes I brought handcuffs.
no I am not talking about it.
there's no way my bag is being touched again.
I bring it into the front of the bus and open it up, grabbing my mirror, scissors and comb.
"are you taking your braids out?" finneas asks and I nod my head, setting up my mirror against my bag so it doesn't fall.
"yeah, I need to wash it when we get to the hotel and this shit takes ages to get out"
music starts playing in the bus and billie comes walking back in, not looking at me or sitting near me.
fine by me.
my phone starts ringing with a FaceTime call and I smile when I see it's kehlani.
"hello" I smile, propping my phone up and going back to cutting the end off one of my braids.
"hey baby, how's it going?"
"good, im on the bus with billie, harry and finneas right now" I say, dropping the end of my braid on the table and working on removing the rest.
"are you taking your braids out?"
"yeah, we're going to the hotel soon so I thought I'd take them out so I can shower"
"don't forget to use the hair oil I gave you"
"I will baby don't worry"
"call me when you get to the hotel, alright? I wanna talk to you"
"okay, I love you"
"I love YOU" she ends the call and I lock my phone, going back to my hair.
this shit is going take forever.
"did you just cut your hair?" finneas asks me and I realise they're all watching me.
even billie.
"not my natural hair, most of the hair is synthetic so it's easier to cut it so I don't have as much to unbraid"
"ahh, is your natural hair shorter?"
"shrinkage makes my hair look so much shorter than it naturally is but yeah"
"that's so cool"
why are white people blown away by my hair?
instead of sitting and listening to billies music, I go onto my netflix, logging back in and watching grand army.
well, rewatching grand army.
this is gonna take some time and my fingers are about to hurt like a bitch.
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