[animals hooting]
[snoring]
Tuffnut: Give it back. It's my blanket.
Snotlout: Ah! [grumbling] Why do we have to be the ones to stay up on Rumblehorn watch? Hookfang, I'm talking to you.
[snoring]
Snotlout: [sighs] We're never going to stop this crazy dragon from tearing this place up. Aaah! Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
[all shouting]
Snotlout: Ow, ow, ow!
[shouting]
Snotlout: That's the third time this week!
[moaning]
Snotlout: Ahhh! Sweet relief. [shudders]
Hiccup: The Rumblehorn! It's headed for the Eastern beach. Come on, you guys! Finally. We got it! Everybody stay back!
Tuffnut: I didn't think it would be so smelly.
Ruffnut: I didn't think it would be so hairy.
Gobber: You try shaving with a hook for an arm!
Tuffnut: The Rumblehorn talks! Quick, smack it.
Gobber: Cut me down, you simpleton!
Ruffnut: And it's got a bad attitude.
Gobber: Eh, never mind!
Bodil: Hello Uncle Gobber!
Gobber: Hello Bo-Bo!
Tuffnut: Gobber, what did you do with our Rumblehorn?
Gobber: Rumblehorn? What's a Rumblehorn?
Fishlegs: A new dragon that's been trying to chase us off the island.
Astrid: Yeah, us and everything else.
Hiccup: We've been trying to catch it and relocate it.
Snotlout: Yet we caught you. Yay, us.
Gobber: You're trying to catch a dragon with a net that can't hold a one-legged, one-armed Viking? Amateurs.
Tuffnut: Not too late to club him still. I can give him a little "Ah! Uh!" You know, "uh, uh, uh!"
Hiccup: Yeah, we should just get back and check on the dragon base.
Gobber: Eh. Well, let's see what you've done with the place. It looks very, well...
Astrid: Trashed!
Gobber: Your words, not mine.
Hiccup: The Rumblehorn must have hit us while we were out chasing you.
Tuffnut: Last chance. I can still club him. Come on, club, club, club. Join the club.
Gobber: As much as I love a good clubbing, even my own, it will have to wait. You and I need to talk. I've come with disturbing news about your father.
Hiccup: Is he all right?
Gobber: Oh, he's fine.
Hiccup: That's a relief.
Gobber: But, then again, not so fine.
Hiccup: Gobber, you're killing me. Is my father okay or not?
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.
