Hiccup: Alright guys, let's drop the foundation right about....here. That should work. Perfect location.
Fishlegs: I, for one, couldn't be happier that we're finally-
Snotlout: Setting up the new watch tower. We know. We've been hearing about it for the past, oh, I don't know, week, month...What comes next?
Hiccup: Guys, look, this is important. We've been seeing ships of the northern coast that have absolutely no reason to be there. Now with this, [gestures to the foundation of the watch tower] we can send up an early warning signal if they come into our waters.
Snotlout: If you're talking about Dagur and Ryker, and that's who I assume we're talking about-
Hiccup: Actually I wasn't referring to-
Snotlout: How about this? Whoever's out there that shouldn't be out there, let's just get on these very effective fire-breathing war machines and go off and blast them into oblivion.
Hiccup: Because that's not who we are! Since when do we go blasting people into oblivion?
Snotlout: Don't worry, Hookster. He doesn't speak for us.
Ruff: Woo-hoo!
Snotlout: Or them. Definitely not for them.
Ruff: Here we gooo!
Tuff: Oh, I love to cut through the fresh powder. Don't you, sis?!
Ruff: Yeah! Just like a warm knife through yak butter! Woo-hoo!
Tuffnut: Blast! Blast! [explosion] Yeah! Yeah! Again. [another explosion] Zippleback, baby!
Astrid: Those two muttonheads better not bring all that snow up there down on us.
Hiccup: It's not the snow I'm worried about. [the explosions caused an avalanche] It's the ice!
Bodil: We don't get paid enough to babysit them.
[Hiccup, Bodil, Astrid, Snotlout, and Fishlegs take off]
[The twins lose control of Barf and Belch and fall head first in the snow]
Ruff: That hurt.
[Aquantis gets Tuff and Stormfly gets Ruff]
Ruff: Barf!
Tuff: Belch!
Hiccup: Come on, bud.
[Barf and Belch fall off the cliff but Hiccup and Toothless catch them]
[Barf and belch lick Hiccup]
Hiccup: Okay, okay. I-I get it, yo-you're welcome.
Bodil: Uh, Hiccup! I wouldn't do that if I were-
Hiccup: Ahh!
Bodil: You.
Hiccup: Oh. Right.
[Barf and Belch pick Hiccup from the ground by his arms]
Hiccup: Oh. Uh. Can you put me down, guys? Oh-Ah, And it's for moments like these that I always carry a spare.
[Hiccup picks a spare leg and replace the broken leg with it]
Tuff: So! If that's all you need from us, then we'll just be going back to......
Hiccup: Toothless. [Toothless shoots a plasma blast at them]
Tuff: Hey! Your dragon just shot at us.
Hiccup: Yes, I know. I told him to.
Tuff: Not cool, T. Not cool at all.
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.
