Viking 1: Boring!
Viking 2: Aye, move up, son!
Fight Master: This dragon fight is one for the ages! As Steeltrap takes a crushing brow to the head from the upstart, Whip-Slash!
Viking: Yeah, whatever!
Fight Master: Ah, Mr Ryker sir! Always a pleasure to have you join us!
Viking 1: Mind your trap!
Viking 2: Oh, what a snore!
Viking 3: Why didn't you bite him?
Ryker: This is not the amount we agreed upon!
Fight Master: Mr Ryker, we've done well together in our fighting enterprise, but now, with your champion dragon, the fights are over before they start. No one will pay for a fight that ends in five minutes.
Ryker: I see your point, but if I were you I'll find the solution to turn this around.
Viking: You call this a battle?
Ryker: Your cut!
Fight Master: Uh, I hate that guy!
(The scene changes at Hiccup and Snotlout who are patrolling)
Snotlout: The dragon hunter base! Just up ahead!
Hiccup: Remember, approach with caution! They might be expecting us.
Snotlout: Hiccup, Hiccup! This is the easiest mission ever! We fly in, blast the hunters and be home in time for lunch! BOOM!
Hiccup: While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I...
Snotlout: C'mon Hookfang!
(Hiccup and Snotlout land and inspect the base)
Hiccup: There's no one here! It's completely abandoned!
Snotlout: This place was crawling with dragon hunters this morning. Something's wrong.
Hiccup: Did you see anything else? Any dragons?
Snotlout: Well, no!
Hiccup: Maybe is something wrong.
(They hear dragons' screaming from a cave)
Hiccup: Yeah, really wrong! C'mon!
Snotlout: Why'd you tell me to be proactive today? Ah!
(They enter the cave)
Snotlout: You know, I think we've seen way too much in this place already. Maybe it's time to head back, what do you say Hookfang? Ah!
Hiccup: Oh, c'mon Snotlout! This was your idea!
Snotlout: Yes, that was before the blood-curdling dragon screaming.
(They hear the scream again while they run in the cave to discover some trapped dragons)
Snotlout: AAAH! So, Hiccup! Question, question, question: How we are going to free those vicious and wild dragons without being... uh, I don't know... EATEN ALIVE?
Hiccup: Uh, there's gotta be a switch or a lever somewhere. Once we'll get them free, we'll just wait them out. Anything?
Snotlout: Yep!
(Snotlout pulls a lever. A portcullis drops and blocks Hiccup and Toothless)
Hiccup: Snotlout!
Snotlout: Hang on! I'll get you out there!
(Snotlout pushes the lever back up. A purple gas is released)
Snotlout: What is this stuff?
Hiccup: Okay bud, time to go!
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.
