Fishlegs: Here you go, baby. Oh, that big storm washed up all kinds of cool things up here. Quartz, Icelandite. Travertine, Meatlug! What the-
Both Twins: Loki'd!
Fishlegs: Ow!
Tuffnut: Loki'd. It never gets old.
Ruffnut: Nope.
Fishlegs: Don't you two have something better to do?
Tuffnut: Are you kidding? On Loki Day?
Ruffnut: The day of our favorite god's birth?
Tuffnut: One of the greatest days of pranking ever conceived by any man, woman, child, animal, vegetable, mineral or rock? Stop, stop! Ah, my arm! My arm!
Ruffnut: How could you, Meatlug?! You were always such a gentle dragon.
Tuffnut: I'll never be able to clap again, and you know how much I love applause.
Fishlegs: Meatlug didn't mean it. She- Ugh!
Tuffnut: It's still here, I still have the arm! Do we really even need to say it?
Ruffnut: I think we do. We've earned it.
Both Twins: Loki'd!
Tuffnut: Loki'd!
Ruffnut: Yeah!
Tuffnut: The missing arm gag.
Ruffnut: Classic Loki. Only outdone by the missing leg trick.
Tuffnut: Yeah, but that's been done to death. Gotta keep it above the waist these days.
Ruffnut: Hiccup. What a show-off.
Fishlegs: Very funny, you two. "Loki Day". I get it. Joke's on Fishlegs. Huh?
Tuffnut: You say something?
Fishlegs: Wait a minute. If you two are here and Barf and Belch are over there, then- You saw that, right?
Tuffnut: Oh, my Thor. I did!
Fishlegs: Really?
Tuffnut: No! Not at all. Not even.
Ruffnut: Oh, whoa!
(At the Clubhouse)
Fishlegs: It had two heads, maybe three. And it made this weird sound, like nothing I'd ever heard before. It was like a, like...
Snotlout: Oh, my Thor. That's incredible, Fishlegs!
Fishlegs: I know, right?
Snotlout: Wrong! Not getting me on Loki Day. If it isn't already obvious to you all, I am way smarter than-
Fishlegs: Obviously. Much smarter.
Both Twins: Loki'd!
Snotlout: Ha, ha, ha. Fine. You got me. But I still don't believe Fishlegs about that creature in the lagoon.
Tuffnut: Creature in the Edge Lagoon. Just when you thought it was safe to take a bath in a lagoon.
Snotlout: Okay. Any day now.
Hiccup: Toothless?
Snotlout: Ah! Oof. Thanks. Much appreciated.
Fishlegs: You can Loki all you want. I know what I saw.
Hiccup: We've been swimming and fishing in that cove for months, Fishlegs. Don't you think we would've seen something if there was something to see?
Bodil: You know I might be wrong but it's very possible, now I might be wrong on this, that something could swim into the cove at anytime.
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.