Hiccup: [awakens, startled] What the-?!
[Snotlout awakens with a shout in his bed. Astrid sits up suddenly from her bed, welding two knives in battle stance and a bad case of bed hair. Bodil looks up from where she was sharpening her spear and ax. Basically, telling us she was awake already.]
Tuffnut: [through the horn] Goooood morning, Dragon's Edge! I-I-It's Tuff!
Ruffnut: Aaand Ruff!
Tuffnut: Aaand Chicken!
[Chicken squawks]
Tuffnut and Ruffnut: In the mooornings.
Ruffnut: Alright folks, now it's time for your weather forecast. Today's it's gonna be freezing cold.
[Hiccup yawns and walks outside with Toothless.]
Ruffnut: And tomorrow will be, well, freezing cold!
[Snotlout walks outside as well.]
Snotlout: Leave it to you two muttonheads to use the Thunder Ear backwards!
Tuffnut: Ooor...are we using it right-wards?
[Tuffnut goes in close to the Thunder Ear.]
Tuffnut: To inform the masses!
[Snotlout groans and clutches his head.]
Ruffnut: Plus, the earwax on this thing keeps our lips from chapping!
[She applies the earwax onto Tuffnut's and her own lips.]
Ruffnut: [to Tuffnut] You know, we really should market this.
[Heather comes out and yawns.]
Tuffnut: OK, let's check the old mailbag and see what Terrible Terror Mails came in last night.
[Heather looks to her left and startles in surprise as a groggy and messy-haired Astrid arrives to the scene.]
Ruffnut: Oh, here's one for Snotlout! "I miss your snuggles, too." Signed, Mommy.
Snotlout: Hey! That's private!
[Hiccup stands next to Bodil and glances over to see how put together she looks in the morning]
Hiccup: You know it's not right that you look this good so early in the morning.
Bodil: H... does that mean you think I'm good-looking? (This startles Hiccup awake.)
Hiccup: Wel— Well of— of course you're beautiful! (Bo raises her eyebrows at him.) I— I mean, objectively speaking you're probably the prettiest girl I've met so far. Not that the others aren't pretty. What I mean is— (Tuffnut luckily saved Hiccup.)
Tuffnut: This one is addressed to my betrothed.
Bodil: From who Tuff?
Tuffnut: It says from Gobber.
Bodil: Give it to me.
Tuffnut: But we have to read it out loud!
Bodil: Tuffnut! (He is slightly scared and tosses her the note.)
Ruffnut: Whoa, this one's addressed to us! "Dear Ruff and Tuff, your cousin Gruffnut is on his way to visit you today..."
Tuffnut: Wait, Gruffnut? Gruffnut's coming here?! Today? Oh, no. Look at me. I am a mess. Alright, show's over, I gotta go get ready.
[Transition to Toothless lying on the floor, surprised by a crashing sound. Tuffnut is sweeping the floor.]
Tuffnut: [chanting] Gruff is coming, Gruff is coming, Gruff is coming...Gruffnut's gonna be here any second. This place needs to look nice. [to Ruffnut] You wanna help, just a little?
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.
