Things My Friends Have Said That They Probably Say

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Darry

  "Ugh, being gay is so gross, like I can't imagine being gay ✨🙄💅"

"Straight lives matter 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨"

Two-Bit

Two- "MATERIAL GWORRRLLLL! 😩💅"

Someone- "...you're done 😐"

Dallas

"Uncle Dallas 🥺😨😥" -someone

"IM NOT THAT CREEPY STOP CALLING ME THAT!"

(My friends called me their uncle in seventh grade bc I was "creepy" 😛)

Steve

*Car noises, car information*

"Uh w h a t" -insert person here

(My guy friends talk about cars a lot and I have no clue what they're saying half the time)

"I'm 14" -Ponyboy

"Well you look 12 so stfu. You're too young to be watching porn." -Steve (something I said to a sixth grader <3)

Sodapop

*minor inconvenience*

"I'M GONNA F U C K I N G KILL MYSELF"

*crying because he wants to die*

"Im too hot to be suicidal"

Johnny

"My papa's in jail :3"

"My daddy's a convict! :)"

Ponyboy

"I don't have a dad 🕺"

"I don't have a mom 😢"

"How are these 13/14 year olds out here losing their virginity when I'm still trying to figure out how to work the microwave."

(^ I said that today 😀)

Half of these are just things I've said to my friends.

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