The Outsiders Stuff :)

Conversations with Your Kids

Darry

Darry: Why is there a dead snake in the fridge???

You: w h a t

Daughter: Oh, my pet snake died so I wanna preserve it :)

You and Darry: You have a pet snake?!

Daughter: Not anymore!

Two-Bit

Two-Bit and Child: *gibberish*

You: Huh?

Two-Bit: We made up our own language :)

Dallas

You: u m, WHY IS THERE A USED CONDOM IN YOUR TRASHCAN

Kid: I had sex, duh.

You: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET A CONDOM FROM?!

Dallas: I gave it to them, obviously 🙄

You: OH IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS-

*cue the flying shoes*

Steve

You: Why is there prosthetic boobs in the oven???

Son: I'm experimenting. :)

Steve: We're experimenting. :)

Sodapop

Child: *recites all of "Green Eggs and Ham" written by Dr. Seuss*

Sodapop: *cooking green eggs and ham*

You: 👁👄👁??? 🙆🏼‍♂️<<—🧹

Johnny

You: What do we think about men??? :)

Daughter: Men are trash! :D

You: YES! All men except...

Daughter: Daddy, Bubba, Darry, and Ponyboy!

You: Now what types of guys do we avoid? :)

Daughter: Dallas and Steve! >:D

Johnny: 👁👁

Ponyboy

Kid: *crying*

Ponyboy: Why ya cryin' :(

Kid: I don't know 😢🥺

You: I ate their pizza rolls 😒

Kid: *cries harder*