Stuff I've Said That They've Said

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Darry

"Gay people are disgusting. I couldn't imagine liking the same gender. Straight people are superior! 👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈💅"

*fawns over milfs and dilfs*

Two-Bit

  "MATERIAL GWORLLLL!"

"...."

"...."

".... SHAWTIES LIKE A MELODY IN MY HEAD AND I-"

Dallas

"I hate kids."

"I cussed a 12 year old out at my job and told him I was gonna beat the fuck out of him in front of an 8 year old! 😭 I think I'm gonna lose my job 😨"

Don't worry I didn't lose my job.

Steve

  *tries to get into car*

*car alarm goes off*

*starts nearly crying and panicking*

"I JUST WANTED TO GET INTO THE CAR MAN!"

*ur mom jokes every five seconds*

Sodapop

*cries over ex girlfriend*

*opens camera*

"I LOOK HOT WHEN I CRY" *cries more*

Johnny

"Are you gay or straight" -someone

"Y e s."

*someone does literally anything*

"Girl boss!" "PERIODDDD 😛"

Ponyboy

"Please, my math teacher is so H O T! HE WAS WEARING A RAINBOW MASK TODAY SO HE MUST BE GAY! I HAVE A CHANCE!" -Pony

"But... he has a wife and children..." -insert person here

"AND? HE COULD BE BI!"

"HE'S MARRIED! WITH KIDS!"

"OKAY AND?"

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