Darry"Gay people are disgusting. I couldn't imagine liking the same gender. Straight people are superior! 👨❤️👨🏳️🌈💅"
*fawns over milfs and dilfs*
Two-Bit
"MATERIAL GWORLLLL!"
"...."
"...."
".... SHAWTIES LIKE A MELODY IN MY HEAD AND I-"
Dallas
"I hate kids."
"I cussed a 12 year old out at my job and told him I was gonna beat the fuck out of him in front of an 8 year old! 😭 I think I'm gonna lose my job 😨"
Don't worry I didn't lose my job.
Steve
*tries to get into car*
*car alarm goes off*
*starts nearly crying and panicking*
"I JUST WANTED TO GET INTO THE CAR MAN!"
*ur mom jokes every five seconds*
Sodapop
*cries over ex girlfriend*
*opens camera*
"I LOOK HOT WHEN I CRY" *cries more*
Johnny
"Are you gay or straight" -someone
"Y e s."
*someone does literally anything*
"Girl boss!" "PERIODDDD 😛"
Ponyboy
"Please, my math teacher is so H O T! HE WAS WEARING A RAINBOW MASK TODAY SO HE MUST BE GAY! I HAVE A CHANCE!" -Pony
"But... he has a wife and children..." -insert person here
"AND? HE COULD BE BI!"
"HE'S MARRIED! WITH KIDS!"
"OKAY AND?"
YOU ARE READING
The Outsiders Stuff :)
FanfictionSmut, preferences, imagines, and whatever else :) ngl, I started this because I'm a whore for Johnny Cade.