32. ~ Snigger

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Time: 4:30 pm.
Setting: TEXTING THREAD.

Ashton: Where do you find an online boyfriend?

Luke:...

Luke: Ash, if you need a hook up...

Ashton: Shaddup.

Ashton: It's a joke.

Luke: Ur life is a joke.

Ashton: -_-*

Luke: Ha. Idk. eHarmony?

Ashton:...eBae. XD Hahaha! I'm so funny.

Luke:...

Luke: You've been spending too much time with that Harry guy.

Ashton: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Luke: Uh...

Ashton: Dam.

Ashton: XD

Luke: What the fuck have I gotten myself into?

Ashton: Okey, okey. Last one!

Ashton: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Luke: Oh, God.

Ashton: ROBERTO.

Ashton: XD

Luke: Begone, Satan.

Ashton: XD XD XD

Note: Cute fluff. Double update. Go read, my darlings. *does shooing motion*

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