Time: 4:30 pm.
Setting: TEXTING THREAD.Ashton: Where do you find an online boyfriend?
Luke:...
Luke: Ash, if you need a hook up...
Ashton: Shaddup.
Ashton: It's a joke.
Luke: Ur life is a joke.
Ashton: -_-*
Luke: Ha. Idk. eHarmony?
Ashton:...eBae. XD Hahaha! I'm so funny.
Luke:...
Luke: You've been spending too much time with that Harry guy.
Ashton: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Luke: Uh...
Ashton: Dam.
Ashton: XD
Luke: What the fuck have I gotten myself into?
Ashton: Okey, okey. Last one!
Ashton: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Luke: Oh, God.
Ashton: ROBERTO.
Ashton: XD
Luke: Begone, Satan.
Ashton: XD XD XD
Note: Cute fluff. Double update. Go read, my darlings. *does shooing motion*
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Fanfiction[COMPLETED] "Because I'm dumb. I'm scared. I'm a coward. I can't come to terms with anything. I love him but I'm not capable of loving him. Does that make sense?" Luke is the pessimistic new waiter with piercings, tattoos and a broken heart. Ashton...