Note: I know this book seems very confusing to many of you. But the whole point is to keep you on your toes, to see if what you expected is what you get - which, in real life, is not always the case. Some serious plot twists are about to take place ON TOP of the ones that have already happened. Be prepared.
But, first! Some minor fluff and Lalex/Lulex/Aluke (idk their ship name) moments for y'all.
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Time: 3:31 pm.
Setting: Outside the Leaky Cauldron. Smoke Break.
Luke: (on the phone) I have a Jack.
Alex: You do realize I'm in the middle of class.
Luke: I. Have. A. Jack.
Alex: What the hell is a- (stops) Oh...Shit, man.
Luke: (miserable) I hate life.
Alex: (scoffs, amused) You and me, both. So, who is this straight man that you've fallen for, then?
Luke: I wouldn't say I've fallen for him. (choked laugh) The idiot can barely walk straight enough for me to fall for him.
Alex: Says the gay guy falling for the straight man.
Luke: (irritated) I haven't fallen for him. (pauses) I just find his stupidity incredibly endearing.
Alex: So, he's straight, stupid and cute. Dangerous combination, mate.
Luke: Stop trying to use Aussie slang. You're from Maryland.
Alex: I do what I want, bro.
Luke: 'Bro'. (scoffs) Like we weren't just fucking last month.
Alex: You promised you wouldn't bring it up! (Luke laughs, chuckles) So, what are you going to do about it?
Luke: (fake thoughtful hum) Well, it's either sit at home watching apocalyptic horror movies, eating ice cream from a tub...or get another piercing. Or tattoo. Maybe the piercing.
Alex: S'cheaper. (pauses) Need a hand to hold you?
Luke: (chuckles) I have eight piercings, three of which I've got on my face. I think I can get through it without crying.
Alex: Apocalyptic movies, it is. Come over at eight.
QOTD: What is Alex to Luke?
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