Note: This was supposed to be somewhere when Lashton started getting to know each other, after Ashton's fight with Calum. However, I felt that it was too harsh and didn't flow well with the rest of the story. I loved it very much, though. Hope you guys enjoy!
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Time: 10:34 pm.
Setting: A bar.
Aleisha: He's coming this way.
Luke: (half-drunk, slurred) Who?
Aleisha: The cute one. With the flowers in his hair.
Luke: Ashton, bitch. His name is Ashton.
Aleisha: Shut up, dickhead. (glances at Ashton walking towards them with Calum) Shit. They're coming.
Luke: (annoyed) And why are you so fucking frantic about it? God. If you wanted to bang him, just do it. I don't know how well that'll go since he's into dicks and shit but be my guest and try.
Aleisha: How do you know if he's gay?
Luke: He's a twenty-two year old man who prances around in flower crowns and women's jeans. Enough said.
Aleisha: This is why I don't want him around you, right now. You're a bitch when you're drunk.
Luke: And...?
Aleisha: He's too nice to feel your wrath.
Luke: (mumbles) He'll be feeling a whole 'nother sin, if I had my way.
Aleisha: (amused) You must be drunk if you're thinking about shagging the poor lad.
Ashton: (suddenly appearing with Calum) Who's Luke shagging? (excited) Can we meet him or is Luke the shag-and-ditch type of fellow?
Calum: (to Luke) Aren't you too young to drink in America?
Luke: (holds up fake I.D.) Nooope.
Ashton: (annoyed) No one ever answers my questions.
Aleisha: No, Ashton. Luke is not the shag-and-ditch type but he's not getting shagged either. (smirks) He wishes.
Luke: (ignoring Aleisha) Made up with the boyfriend, aye?
Calum: (rolls eyes) Not much of a fight to begin with anyway. But thanks for keeping him company.
Aleisha: Who did what now? Ugh. I'm always out of the loop.
Luke: (downs another shot) Mhm.
Aleisha: Shit. (to Calum and Ashton) Prepare yourselves, my children. Daddy's about to get white girl wasted.
Luke: Hmph. I'll show you who's Daddy.
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