APRIL FOOLS DAY ONE SHOTS!!

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[Keep in mind that this is not meant to be taken seriously. This is just some funny joke-ha-ha writing that I decided to write at the last minute... or the first minute I guess since it's 12 am right now. XD]

Redrunner: Hey Anarchy,

Queen Anarchy: What is it, RedRunner?

RedRunner: I.. *blush* I like you

Queen Anarchy: ...you're kidding right? .-_.-


Whirlpool @ Anemone:

Whirlpool @ Anemone:

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Anemone: ...I have a girlfriend-


Me in the middle of class remembering that AnemoneXTurtle is a thing: INCEST!!!!!!!!!!!!


Canary + Scarlett: *le kiss*

Meanwhile...

Plum: I just felt an anomaly in the universe :)


HiveSplot: Hey Kiwi, guess what?

Kiwi: Wut

HiveSplot: I finally got a bf

Kiwi: no, no, that's just an axolotl (and you would never actually be able to get a bf)

HiveSplot: ...But he's so cute tho-


Ashendusk: Hey mom.. I'm gay...

Glory: Oh! I'm glad to see that my son is figuring himself out!

Later..

Aurorablaze: Hey mom... I'm gay...

Glory: WHAT?!?!??!?!

Aurorablaze: ...for men.

Glory: Ummm..?

Aurorablaze: APRIL FOOLS!!


Force: Oh, Patchy.. Take me away my man-insect prince...

Patchy: Wait what?

Force: *wakes up* HUH?! WHAT?!? WHAT'D I SAY??!


IceWings: *exist*

Darkstalker and Arson: Look at all those chickens!!


InkSplot (AKA, my brother): *is playing a video game*

Also InkSplot: *dies in said video game*

Him: HACKERS! ALL A BUNCH OF HACKING HACKERS!! *proceeds to stomp on and obliterate the device he is on*

(No joke, he's broken like 3 tablets and a phone this way...)


Feather + Canary + Cleopatra: *exists*

PTSD, Eating Disorders, Depression, etc.: These ones, i pick these ones.


Feather figuring out how she'll tell RedRunner she's expecting his egg:

In her mind: Hey RedRunner... i'm pregnant...

How it goes: *gets kidnapped, attacked, then is unconscious when RedRunner finds out, AND she gives birth to the egg*


Meanwhile...

Deathbringer: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kyte: *exist*

The universe: We will inflict great pain and suffering on to you :)

Kyte: But y tho

The universe:

[Well, hope you all enjoyed this, but I'm done for now

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[Well, hope you all enjoyed this, but I'm done for now. I'll be posting the next three chapters soon, but for now, I'm going to bed because now it's like 1 AM. ;w;]

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