Song-shots (Welcome to the statehouse)

🌺Cops and Robbers,🌀

TW: swearing, Light TexaCali?

If we catch a criminal

Getting a call at the station, another museum robbing, of course.

When we catch a criminal
There's nothing we can do

this is all it had been the whole month, same thing every other day.

But play cops and robbers

But this time they sent a different cop, Texas, he was the best in his force.

Cops and robbers

He was currently on his way to the museum, somewhat speeding but, eh who cares.

We're at a revolution
And we're baying for your blood

After all, this museum, in particular, had the 'hope diamond' a priceless jewel, it couldn't be so easily nicked.

We're laying down the law
And your name's mud

Just arriving at the scene, it was late almost 8:40 PM great..

You'd like to be a member of the human race

The robber had been famously known but nobody knew where he resided.

You want to be a good boy
But you couldn't stand the taste
Blame Simon

And till this day he had been deemed 'uncatchable'

'Cause he said

Texas would stop at nothing to catch this thief.

You've got two lives down
And one life left

Running into the building he heard a shot fire followed by glass breaking and he ran towards the sound.

Blame Simon

he heard a commotion above him followed by some laughter.

Because he said

"You're cute thinkin' ya could like, catch me." the voice laughed.

"You could think better with a hole in your head
You could think better with a hole in your head"

The same person laughed, the sound behind his head

If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal

nobody could've seen it coming nor could Texas, he didn't know what happened but he was thankful for it.

There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers
Cops and robbers

The next thing he knew was that he had the robber at gunpoint and he had the high ground.

If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal

"Didn't see that comin' did ya?" Texas smirked quickly straightening up.

There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers

"Let's make this easy now, yeah?" he asked, "Fuck you."

Cops and robbers

Just then he kicked and jumped real fast disarming Texas and catching a pipe on the ceiling.

"Catch a revolution
Now your waging war again
Marching on the spot when you should have made amends"

He swung from pipe to pipe avoiding the shots fired he moved too swiftly to get a clear shot of him and teased him while doing it.