Song-shots (Welcome to the statehouse)

🕷Just one friend is that to much to ask? pt.5 DC

TW: implied character death, dreamcore? Basically our boy in a limbo state. Tell me if I forgot any!

DC was told via the police calling and as soon as the call ended he couldn't even think. Sure he was having a panic attack, but what does that have to do with anything?

Anyway, he had a meeting later with the 'higher ups' and they always were worse than the states during a meeting, they criticized him and dumped a bunch of work on him.

He had just gotten back and it was late, he was still processing it, California was dead one of his closest friends just- just gone just like that? It was to much to process.

He was going over a document still dazed, he tried to distract himself with work, and it wasn't working mainly because it had to do with a whole lot of peoples death.

As he read he mumbled what was on the paper and his brain added it's own comments.

"Johnny's got coronavirus
Billy's got AIDS
Titus meningitis
And Louis' got the plague
Mary's got cancer in her breast and her brain
Jimmy had a car crash in a hurricane"
(Bye-bye)
"We're all gonna die" (hahaha)

He sighed and continued reading right off the paper not like their was anything else he could do,

"Connie got electrocuted
Manny went to war
Tony got eviscerated by a dinosaur
Fido drank insecticide
Mateo got gored
Mackenzie chugged some cyanide because she got bored"
'(Bye-bye)'
"We're all gonna die" '(tell me about it)'

He let his head fall onto the desk with a groan.

We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
Say goodbye
'Cause we're all gonna die

He could already feel himself go back to the robotic state he once was when first created, he didn't want to go back to that but what could he do, the economy and him just took a really big hit. So he continued in the limbo like state.

"Tommy had a heart attack
And Nancy had a stroke
Gary had his lungs collapse because he had too many smokes"

He continued well into the morning.

"Charlotte got decapitated
Timmy got obliterated
Donna got evaporated
Ghandi got assassinated
Dylan got emasculated then committed murder
A tiger ate Penelope and Barry ate a burger"

He didn't even know anything that was happening next thing he knew he was in a meeting?

"Robert was a vampire
He fell in love with Heather
Heather fell in love with Michael
Michael fell in love with Trevor
Trevor turned into a Sasquatch and dropped out of high school
Then they bit each other and their jugular veins got severed"
'(And they lived together forever)'

They looked at him like they'd seen a ghost.

But that was a really fucking stupid movie

He stayed back in the meeting room to finish some work when Florida came inside still confused.

We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
Say goodbye
'Cause we're all gonna die

He barely acknowledged his presence as he sat down in front of him, just doing more work,

Alright everybody
This is the part of the song where you gotta do the dance with me
C'mon, yeah, ok

"Alright, the hell is up with you? You didn't even try to keep the meeting in order, and where is Cali? He never misses a meeting." He was only given a mumble in response.

Oh, well, well, well, well
You put your hands on your hips
And you jump to the left
Then you jump to the right

"What did ya say?" He asked, "I said nothing, everything is fine" he was to busy to be nice.

And you clap two times
Then you jump up and down for a while
Then you get kind of tired
And you fall on the ground

"Alright, somethings up, someone light you on fire again?" He laughed of course that was funny to him.

Then you do a death rattle and convulse
And foam comes out of your mouth
And then your spirit goes up to heaven as you make a little snow angel on the ground
And waves (bye-bye)

"I said nothing happened, now I'm busy so Get. Out." Sure he was being a bitch but he also didn't know the impact of his words.

Do you guys like punk rock? (A little, not really)
Alright, show me your dicks
Let's fuck shit up

"Umm no I'm not leaving until you tell me what's up with you." And DC groaned 'great' "Fine I'll tell you." "Good, now what happened!"

We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die

He debated telling him but what did he have to lose himself? Already lost that.

"We're all gonna die"

Florida just looked at him, confused, so he continued. "California's dead. Happy?"

Say goodbye
'Cause we're all gonna die

The look of utter shock and disbelief that crossed him.

We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
Say goodbye
'Cause we're all gonna die

"N-no, y-you're joking! r-right?"

~~|A\N|~~

Hey y'all, I'm absolutely exhausted so this chapter isn't the best but I don't know what else to do or add but please give requests I'm kinda running out of ideas... hope this was somewhat good! Sorry it's so short...

Drink some water and make sure to eat something! Stay healthy guys, gals, and non-binary pals!

Y'all deserve to be happy!!