"who are you calling a grim reaper?!" I snapped at the dark angel.
"You!" He smirks.
Pit looks back and fourth between us and is about to speak but I interrupt him.
"Says the guy who is cosplaying as an emo Pit!"
"Who are you calling a cosplayer?!"
"You!"
"I'm nothing like Pit!"
"You're right- You're much more edgy."
"Thank you."
"And waaaaaay less obnoxious."
"Thank yo-"
Suddenly we both start laughing hysterically as Pit looks on in confusion. Looks like I met my match in edge. Once I finally stop laughing I straighten up "I'm Y/N the ferry deity." I introduce myself.
"I am Dark Pit servan-" I start laughing again. "I'm sorry! But DARK PIT! PLEASE!" I start wheezing and doubling over. What kind of name is that?! Dark Pit just stands there glaring at me "Finished?!" I nod and resume listening with a smile.
"I am Dark Pit-" I start giggling but he continues "servant to no one but myself. Since you find my name FUNNY-" he gives me a glare "You can call me Dark-"
"OR-" Pit finally speaks "You can call him Pittoo. As in Pit too!" he gives a cheery smile. Pittoo glares at Pit "NO!" he turns back to me "Please don't call me that."
"I think I'll stick to burnt Pit, emo cupid, Pittoo, edgy boy..." I tell him thinking of nicknames. "MY NAME IS DARK!" he snaps. "She makes nicknames for e-" Pit explains but I cut him off "SHUT IT KID! I CAN EXPLAIN MYSELF!"
I lower my voice "Yes, I make nicknames for everyone. Pit is Angel boy, Cupid, Kid and The angel." Burnt Pit looks at me weirdly. "WAIT! You still refer to me as THE angel?!" Pit asks shocked, I nod.
"Anyways, let's go!" I command walking towards my parked gondola. I take the spare oar and toss it to Pit "Again?!" he groans "Again." I answer. "Hey! Edgy boy! Help me push my boat!" I call out to Pittoo.
He grumbles and helps me push it in. I sigh and get on at the back of my gondola Pittoo gets on skeptically and Pit starts rowing. "UGH! It's so heavy!" Pit complains "Excuse you!" Pittoo snaps, I just sit back and enjoy their argument. "You're heavy!" Pit sighs trying to push the gondola "I weigh as much as you do!"
"Since Cupid is basically rowing 143 kilos you better help him Pitto." I say and toss him another oar from under the seat.
"Isn't this your job?!" Pittoo complains. I glare at him "SHUT IT PITTOEY! I'VE BEEN ROWING THIS GODFORSAKEN BOAT MY WHOLE LIFE! WHICH IS SINCE THE DAWN OF THE UNDERWORLD! SORRY IF I ASK YOU TO ROW IT FOR A FEW HOURS!" I yell.
Dark Pit backs down with his eyes widened "I'm sorry..." he starts rowing the boat.
I nod and stare off into the depths of the river.
They don't care...
I'm not dealing with this Messorem!
They're just using you...
They. are. not.
They don't understand...
Of course they don't! They're not ferry deities!
They don't know what it's like!
SHUT UP EARWORM!
Fine Y/N... Just know I'm the only one who understands...
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"
I feel a hand on my shoulder "Y/N, are you okay?" I hear Pit's voice. Flip I said that out loud! "I'm fine!" I say trying to sound okay and I shake Pit's hand off my shoulder. "It didn't sound like it." Dark Pit states.
I glare "Why are you here anyways?" Pit asks him.
"Glad you asked!" He smirks. " I got you to the rewind spring but Lady Palutena said it was too late. You were gone... Dead." he pauses for a moment looking a bit sad. "I didn't want to believe it though so I asked Lady Palutena where you were. She said you were in the underworld. I defeated Eris and took the crystal. I used it to get inside and I followed the river. Then I saw you trying to kill a hydra. I kicked it's butt for you and here we are!" He finishes hastily.
"Awwww! Pitto cares about me!" Pit gushes dropping his oar and giving Pittoo a big hug. I watch amused as Dark Pit pats Pit on the head and then pushes him off.
Dark Pit turns to me "Thanks for helping this idiot for me. I don't know why you did it but you still helped him. Thank you."
"I-it was no big deal!" I say surprised at the sudden praise. "It was a big deal! She resurrected me and taught me to sew so I could fix my string. Then she left her job, friends and life to help me get back to Lady Palutena!" Pit says giving me a hug.
"You're welcome..?" I answer awkwardly patting his back. "Where are we going anyways and Pit-Stain HELP ME ROW!"
"We're headed to the path of shadows and after that we will be free!" I explain. "next up we've got the labyrinth of spite." I say grimly.
"What's that?" Pit asks rowing and bouncing up and down. "No one has ever come out... or maybe they went out the other side." Pit's expression changes to horror "Either way- it's hard." I state. "Another Labyrinth?! I just did Pandora's!" he wails.
"Well this one belongs to the children of Ares. Phobos and Deimos." I tell them. "Phobos and Demios??" Burnt Pit echos in confusion.
"Deimos is the god and personification of terror, while Phobos is the god and personification of fear. They are both perverted creeps who are masters of the uncomfortable." I say rolling my eyes remembering the twin brothers.
"You know them?" Pit asks.
"Once Hades had the bright idea of inviting them over to his place. They kept on hitting on every female deity and god there. After about ten minutes in their company I rowed my gondola out to the middle of the river so they couldn't reach me." I tell them shuddering at the memory.
-Flashback-
"Hey Y/N!"
Oh no. Y/N walked more quickly back to her cottage trying to escape Deimos.
"Wait up!"
Y/N started running, these guys were creepy and the last time they visited- They ruined her innocence forever. She wanted to preserve the little innocence she had left so she ran even faster.
"I have to show you something!"
She sighed and stopped to see what he had to show her.
"It's an underworld crystal!"
It was beautiful! It was a rosy read and shined like a star.
"You can have it!" Deimos smiled.
Knowing him there was a catch.
"But?" She asked.
"You can repay me in other ways~" His voice trailed of flirtatiously.
HELL NO!
Y/N hit him hard on the head with her oar and ran to Cerebus in hopes that he'd protect her.
-Flashback over-
The two angels looked at unease and Y/N wasn't looking forward to seeing the two gods.
One thing was for sure-
The closer Y/N got to the Path of shadows-
The stronger Messorem got.
AN:
I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Thanks for reading and stay safe! I can't believe this is actually #3 in Pitxreader! Thank you so much!!
-Wishiwashi
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✓|The Ferry Deity (Pit x reader)
FanfictionY/N has lived in the underworld, working her whole life under Hades. Her years of work have hardened her heart and she has developed a sarcastic attitude. The underworld is her world, it is her life, her everything. But that all changes when she fe...
