(Hashimada) The Adventures of a Hedgehog and Some Idiots

3: Tobidrama

When the sun was highest in the sky, Hashirama finally awoke with a yawn. He shifted and mumbled, "Five more minutes. . ."

Madara was a wreck. He sat on the edge of the bed and glanced down at Hashi. The stupid Senju kept him up all night, first because of that stupid kiss and then because of his loud snoring and thrashing around. Madara was tempted to put himself under a genjutsu just to get some sleep but eventually decided against it. After getting no sleep, he realized with regret that he should've ignored the consequences and just done it.

"Get up you clingy bastard, because of you I wasn't able to sleep at all!" Madara groaned, shaking him.

As soon as Hashirama heard this, he nearly had a heart attack. He was wide awake now. He knew that whenever Madara was sleep deprived, his temper was even worse than usual. Hashirama thought back to one time when the two of them were kids - he challenged Madara to stay up all night. Once it was morning, Hashirama saw the effects that sleep deprivation had on the other boy. . . When Hashirama offered him some water, this triggered Madara (for whatever reason), and he was so pissed off that he almost killed Hashirama in a taijutsu rampage. The words he spoke before nearly killing him still echoed in his head: "How dare you underestimate me, I don't need water or sleep, just you wait, you damn Senju! I'll prove it to you!"

Hashirama shuddered and thought to himself, I better make it up to him, and fast.

He sat up and got out of bed at lightning speed, asking Madara nervously, "Umm, what do you want for breakfast?! You know, if you want anything, but if not, I can get you something else if you want, haha!"

"Why are you acting so strange? Also, it is midday by now, if not later. . ."

"Wha-!?! It's that late?!" Hashirama began to panic. This was not good. . . He knew that Madara had to be pissed. . .

"Yes."

"Shit. . . There's so much to do, I can't believe I slept for that long and you didn't get any sleep and I'm really sorry Madara I promise I'll work twice as hard today to make up for -"

"Calm down. Your duties have been postponed, Hashirama."

Hashirama paused in shock then turned to face Madara. "What?"

Madara looked at the panicked Senju with half amusement and half irritation (he was going to hold a grudge about not getting any sleep, that was a guarantee). "Do not worry. . . The villagers asked that we take the day off in order to restore our chakra. After all, you nearly depleted yours yesterday with the amount of houses you built. . ."

Hashirama sighed in relief. He sat back down next to Madara and rested his head on his shoulder as he always did.

"Sooo. . . How mad are you at me?" Hashirama figured he might as well deal with the sleep deprived Uchiha's wrath sooner rather than later.

Madara's voice was oddly calm, which was never a good sign. "I am furious. . ."