(not sure if this needs a TW? but there are some small innu3nd0s throughout this chapter, just a heads up)
"Oh," Hashirama scratched his head. "Huh. That was weird. Anyway. . . We should call it a day! Hokage's orders!" He spoke quickly before the Uchiha could protest.
Madara rubbed his temples and said in an irritated voice, "You cannot just say that everything is the 'Hokage's orders'."
Hashirama grinned, "Sorry, Mada. This one's important. Hokage's orders."
"Damn you!"
"Really, though. . . I can tell you're just as exhausted as I am. We don't want to burn ourselves out on the first day. . . It's best to take it slow and work out a system," Hashirama explained.
"What are you talking about? I could stay up for the whole night if necessary," Madara protested.
"Oh, really? The whole night?" Hashirama winked.
Madara's eyes widened and he smacked him repeatedly. "SHUT UP, DAMN SENJU! I'LL KILL YOU!"
"Hah, I'm kidding, I'm kidding! OW! Damn! Really, I'm kidding. . . It's not like you could handle me anyway," he winked again. Madara did not like that. He screamed in agony, "SHIT I'M JOKING, MADA, I'M SORRY, FORGIVE ME!!!"
Madara wasn't holding back - he was fighting the Senju with everything he had, right in front of the Hokage's residence.
Hashirama managed to escape and headed towards the training grounds east of the Hokage's residence. Villagers stared as he ran at full speed through the village with Madara sprinting after him.
"What's going on?"
"Huh?!"
"Mommy, the scary man!"
"Shh, honey, that's the Co-Hokage!"
"Lord Hokage!"
They ignored the villagers comments, and Madara didn't hesitate to attack once they reached the training grounds.
"Fire style: Majestic destroyer flame!"
"Water style: Water wall jutsu!" Hashirama struggled to keep up with Madara's speed.
"Please, Mada-"
"Wind style: Immense breakthrough!"
"Wood style: Dome wall!" Hashirama shouted as fast as he could, narrowly missing the attack. "Phew. . . Mada, don't make me force you. . ."
"Who says that you will be able to?" Madara was already inside the domed wall with Hashirama.
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(Hashimada) The Adventures of a Hedgehog and Some Idiots
RomanceThe Senju and Uchiha clans were exhausted from their tireless fighting. The war had taken so many lives and showed no mercy. After years of war, Madara finally agrees to take Hashirama up on his offer - he accepts a peace treaty between the Uchiha a...
