(Hashimada) The Adventures of a Hedgehog and Some Idiots

26: Risa-trauma

** recap!

"Hey, don't be all shy now, I'll never forget what you did last night. . ." As the Senju said this, desire was evident in his eyes.

Right at that moment, there was a knock on the door. "Enough stalling, brat! Open up!"

. . . and now we continue :D

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Madara and Hashirama just stared at each other.

Hashirama shouted, "Um, now isn't a good time! Just give me ten minutes!"

"We've waited long enough! Open up, now!"

"Ten minutes, I promise!"

One of the elders said, "I bet the damn Uchiha is in there with him."

Hashirama panicked and hurriedly moved Madara into the chair beside him. He mouthed, "What do I do?!"

Madara whispered, "I know how to handle this. Let me speak with them."

Hashirama protested quietly, "But Mada-"

"Please."

The Uchiha struggled over to the door and threw it open. His Mangekyou Sharingan was activated as he spoke in a deadly voice, "Get. The hell. Out. Now."

The only woman among the elders said, "The nerve of this-" then fell silent. Madara had her trapped in a genjutsu. The other elders looked at her, concerned, and tried to break the genjutsu to no avail.

Madara smiled and said, "Shall I take it a step further?"

The elders looked around at each other, then at the unconscious woman. They slowly walked away, deciding not to take their chances. They mumbled something about the importance of respecting elders as they left, but they made no real effort to fight back. He closed the door and slowly made his way back to the chair.

He sat down and groaned in pain a little, then said, "Well, that is taken care of. . . They will not come back for a while. That genjutsu will not be broken for a few days. Now, enough messing around - there is far too much to-!"

Hashirama kissed him, cutting him off. He said, "Shh, we can worry about that later. Right now, let's talk about us. . ."

Madara looked at him, confused. "What is there to discuss?"

Hashirama scratched his head and said, "Well. . . All of this is happening faster than I thought - that's a good thing, to me, of course - and I just don't know. . . What do you want from this?"

"What do you mean, what do I want?"

"Well. . ." He sighed and explained, "I don't know what you want from me. Knowing you, you're probably uncomfortable thinking about something long term-"