(Hashimada) The Adventures of a Hedgehog and Some Idiots

25: Tobidrunk

brief recap:

The woman woke abruptly and said, "Oh, pardon me! Where am I again? I seem to have forgotten. . ."

Hashirama reminded her of the situation and informed her that him and Madara would be setting out to attend the opening of the academy. The woman decided to wait outside of the Hokage's residence, so Tobirama would be able to find her easily. With that, they all headed out with Hashirama continuing to support Madara. Once they reached the building's exit, Hashirama waved goodbye to the woman, and him and Madara set out in the direction of the academy.

. . . and now we continue! :D

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Madara was anxious about the looks that villagers were giving them as they walked past. Hashirama was still supporting him; they tried their best to make it look natural.

Throughout the village, they could see frustrated Tobirama clones. . . Something seemed a little bit off about them, though. . .

"Are his clones drunk?" Madara asked incredulously as a clone stumbled past them.

Hashirama laughed. "Yeah, I learned that after I drank. . . I can't even remember how much sake it was. . . But anyway, I tried to make wood clones after and they turned out drunk, too! That was a fun night. . . Or maybe it wasn't, I don't remember too well. . ."

Madara asked, some jealousy in his voice, "What do you mean by a 'fun night'?"

Hashirama stopped walking and looked Madara straight in the eyes. "Don't worry, Mada. . . You're the only one I've ever had." He kissed his forehead, not caring what the villagers would think, then continued, "No one else has ever even crossed my mind. . . And besides, even though I don't remember much about that night, I do know I was alone."

Madara looked around suspiciously - he wanted to make sure no one had seen Hashirama kiss him. He was prepared to use his Sharingan on anyone who had. . . Luckily, the only person who happened to be around was a drunk Tobirama clone.

"Ughh, really, you two? I can sense that, you know," A few Tobirama clones all drunkenly yelled at once, complaining amongst themselves.

"That damn Uchiha. . . Who does he think he is?"

"Right? . . . Poor Brother. . . Why would he settle for him?"

"I wish we couldn't see the original's thoughts. . . We all need a memory wiping jutsu now. . ."

"You got that right!"

"Yeah!"

"Alright, pay attention! We need to find this stupid cat and move on with our lives-"

They heard faintly in the distance, "I found it." and the clones in front of them poofed away.

Madara groaned, "Ugh, one of him is enough to irritate me, let alone three. . ."