Hashirama led the way inside - as soon as they entered, they saw a woman with her back turned to them. She was busy taking an order, and she called out, "Welcome, I'll be with you in a moment!"
The customer that was being helped stared and pointed at Hashirama and Madara, whispering something to the woman. She suddenly seemed frantic and said, "Really?!" She turned around and saw the Hokage and Co-Hokage standing in the doorway.
She bowed to them and said, "Please forgive me! Right this way, Lord Hokage!"
Hashirama smiled, "It's no problem at all, take your time! We aren't in a hurry."
She bowed again. "Bless you, Lord Hokage!" She finished taking the order and brought it back to the kitchen as fast as possible, then ran over to help them.
"I'm so sorry about that! Now please, this way!" She led them to a table and handed them both menus. "Please just let me know if you need anything at all. Could I get you something to drink?"
Hashirama said, "A bottle of sake and a lemon water, please."
Madara looked incredulously at the Senju. "Seriously, an entire bottle? Do you drink anything aside from sake?"
Hashirama laughed, "Hey, there's nothing wrong with sake! If you could hold your liquor, then-"
Madara glared, "Do not finish that sentence!"
The woman helping them laughed awkwardly and pointed towards the kitchen, bowing yet again, "I'll get that for you right away! Please consider the menu while you wait."
The Uchiha looked at Hashirama suspiciously, who was sitting across from him. "I still want to know how you know so many small things about me. . . It is concerning, to say the least."
Hashirama considered this, then said, "I bet you know more about me than you think. Are you forgetting that we were friends before? And to me, we never really stopped being friends, despite everything. . ." he trailed off. After a pause, he continued, "Like my favorite food. I bet you know it without even realizing."
Mushroom zosui, Madara immediately thought. He stiffened and frowned out of concern - he didn't even have to think about it. Hashirama was right - he did just seem to know.
"Hm. I do not," Madara lied.
"Mada, you're a really bad liar. I know you know this. Because I know you know more about me than you know. . . I think. I worded that in a really confusing way!" He scratched his head, thinking his words over. "Uh. . . Yeah. I think I said that right."
"You are truly an idiot, Hashirama."
"Hey! Just admit that you know my favorite food!"
"No way in hell."
"I know you know it!"
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(Hashimada) The Adventures of a Hedgehog and Some Idiots
RomanceThe Senju and Uchiha clans were exhausted from their tireless fighting. The war had taken so many lives and showed no mercy. After years of war, Madara finally agrees to take Hashirama up on his offer - he accepts a peace treaty between the Uchiha a...
