Nene's POV
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"Hey everyone! Today I'm here to teach you on how to escape yanderes!"
I may sound enthusiastic but I'm actually not please someone help me I don't want this sort of thing why am I here in the first place. Get me out of here I'm begging.
"First off, you must be alarmed of your surroundings! Your yanderes might have sharp hearing...."
Of course I'm not here for shits and giggles i just wanna go home with my family and have a fun time before my lifespan will run out and I might die anytime soon.
"Oh and I almost forgot! This here," ah, there's the obsessive little shit. "Is the yandere! Hanako here is totally NOT drooling and watching me like a fuc- i mean weirdo!"
My cheeks hurts from smiling too much, hurts like a motherfycker I suppose.
"We must perform an activity where I actually might escape from this yandere! What a shocker I know!🧍♀️"
This is so fucking ridiculous, why do I even exist. What even is this world. How the fuck did I even end up here with this weirdo staring at me like a freak. Is this what my fate is.
"Now... Since this guy- Hanako is now looking away! We must sneak out quietly and totally not get caught which is pretty generic for most yandere stories!"
Why am I yelling, aren't we going to go home and never return again. Why am I choosing the latter.
"Tip.. Toe... Tip... Toe.."
GIRL MOVE YOUR CRUSTY ASS FLOOR GRIPPERS, SLAPPERS OR ELSE I'MMA FUCKING OBLITERATE YOUR FAT FUCKING ANKLES SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR TIP TOE TIP TOE WHO TF DOES THAT
"Shh! Be quiet inside voice! We might get caught!"
YOU BE QUIET IM JUST IN UR BRAIN YOU BITCH DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY COMMON KNOWLEDGE??? HOW'D YOU EVEN PASS PRESCHOOL YOU IDIOTIC ASS I'MMA DRAW TIC TAC TOE ON UR FOREHEAD IF YOU DON'T-
"oh no! It seems we have been caught by the psychotic little shit- I mean, Hanako!"
No shit sherlock. Grab that knife close to you and stab him like he stabs his brother.
"Instead of using this cutlery knife here, we must use this cardboard and use self defense! Hyah! Take that!"
I'm done. I'm fucking done with you, why am I even your brain. Why do we even exist. Why-
"Oh yes! We have defeated the villain!"
WHAT.
"Now,onward to freedom! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
I'm gonna pull your toes when you're asleep, THOSE WEREN'T EVEN HELPFUL ARE YOU STUPID?
"teehee! Well you are my brain, so you must be the one who's stupid!"
“tEEhHeE” MY ASS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
"That's it for today's chapters folks! Always use cardboard for self defense and make them have paper cuts!"
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my last 3 braincells making a story:
