Levi Ackerman x Reader Oneshots

First time : NSFW

Read at your own advisory

Minors DNI

Warnings: smut, oral sex (fem receiving), mentions of sex, first time having oral sex

"Have you ever had sex before?"

A mere eyeroll came from the raven haired man sitting on the far end of the couch.

Not even tearing his eyes away from the screen.

Making sure not to show any kind of response to your question.

Or to any of them as a matter of fact.

It was something he had quickly equipped to doing after being your roommate for 2 months.

If he had known you'd be throwing absurd questions at him like this he would've much rather live alone and struggle to pay the bills himself. Perhaps he saw it as karma for asking Hange for find a roommate for him.

He let out a sigh, clearly not in the mood for one of your stupid conversations. He simply ignored you, an arm propped up on the armrest of the couch holding his head up with his grey eyes glued to the screen in front of you.

All he wanted was to watch a movie. In peace. Just for once. Without your stupid questions, stupid nagging ,without listening to your stupid voice about your stupid problems and your stupid-

"Oi." you poked at him with your feet, immediately met with his classic death glare, "It's rude to ignore people ya' know."

He let out another sigh this time rubbing his hand across his face in exhaustion of not only you but everything else in his fucking life.

"What'd you want?" he replied quieter than usual yet you noticed that the aggravation was still in his voice.

"I asked you if you'd ever had sex before." you repeated playfully.

"Yes. " he muttered, questioning to himself exactly when would be an appropriate time to retreat back to his room. "Why does it matter to you?"

You shrugged keeping your eyes on the sullen figure, "Just curious...you just look like someone whose never had sex."

"The fuck is that supposed to mean?" he uttered, finally pulling away from the screen to glance at you threateningly.

"I'm kidding! Jeez." you teased, "It's so easy to get you riled up."

"Who wouldn't get annoyed listening to you and your stupid questions every day." he deadpanned.

To this you struck your chest, feigning pain "Ouch. That one hurt Levi."

"Good." Grey orbs returned back to the screen, hoping to put an end to the conversation and to finally watch his movie in peace.

Key word. Hope.

"How'd you have sex?"

If Levi would roll his eyes all the way back into his head and die, he would gladly do it right now. "How do you think people have sex." he snapped, voice growing thick with irritance.

"No, no... I mean what do you do during sex?"

Levi pinched the bridge of his nose; a sign that his patience was wearing thin. "Why you sure care a lot about my sex life. Now, you're starting to act like someone who doesn't have any sex."

"My sex life is perfectly fine thank you very much, even better than perfect." you barked back.

He raised a brow doubtfully "Is that so?"

"I don't need to prove myself to you." You crossed your arms and faced back to the movie. At this point you didn't even understand what was going on.

"Neither do I." Levi sighed, grateful to put an end to the conversation.