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[ 4 are online ]
rantaro amami:
did i really just watch saihara take out his phone and look at his instagram while the bio teacher was standing right behind him
like my man knew the bio teacher was there but he did it anyway??? fucking madlad.
kokichi ouma:
goddamn
rantaro amami:
i thought you were in german, ouma?
kokichi ouma:
teacher went to take a piss
anyway, i was right, all cute guys are also dumb guys tbh
kirumi tojo:
hun how is that psychopath "cute"?? he actually threatened you with a knife-
kokichi ouma:
he's very sweet in dms /gen
tenko chabashira:
[ rantaro amami ] HE DID WHAT NOW??? LMAOOO
rantaro amami:
YEA AND THE BIO TEACHER JUST LAUGHS AT HIM AND GOES "SAIHARA WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU DOING"
AND SAIHARA SMILES AT HIM AND GOES "I'M AFRAID I DONT KNOW, SIR"
tenko chabashira:
WAIT RLLY??? IM DEAD 💀💀💀💀
kokichi ouma:
wait tenko what class r you in?
ik that shuichi, rantaro, kirumi, kaede, miu, korekiyo, maki, and angie all have bio rn, and i'm the only one in class who chose german as their LOE/language of expertise, so where are the rest of you?
tenko chabashira:
art. the teacher is making us do wire sculptures again but himiko is hogging the wire cutters so i'm trying to make a 4-inch flower out of ~4ft of wire
[ kokichi ouma has gone offline ]
tenko chabashira:
i guess his teacher is done pissing
rantaro amami:
TENKO IM DYING TOO GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED
WAIT I NEED TO TAKE A VAPE CAN YOU EXPLAIN PLS KIRUMI
kirumi tojo:
sure.
so basically, we r talking about reproduction. the teacher asks kaede "what are some disadvantages of asexual reproduction?" and korekiyo, who is trying to impress rantaro, replies in the smoothest tone "you grow up fatherless."
tenko chabashira:
OMG CAN I TRANSFER TO YOUR CLASS???? /half srs
kirumi tojo:
idk how but hell yeah it would be fun to have ya
[ kokichi ouma is now online ]
kokichi ouma:
the crazy lady let me out 5 minutes early!
mcdonald's squad, i'll be waiting for you all outside [ himiko yumeno ] / [ kaede akamatsu ] / [ kirumi tojo ] / [ shuichi saihara ] i have no idea where to go
kirumi tojo:
dont worry, it's just a little walk from the school past that big bus station hub. you'll memorize the route fast.
kokichi ouma:
oh, good.
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kaede akamatsu:
just wanted to remind you all that if we see your sorry asses walking around city center and you arent having fun we will not be including you on our mcdonald's trip.
shuichi saihara:
a tad harsh, eh?
kaede akamatsu:
do you want to be put on timeout for another hour?
shuichi saihara:
no, thank you!
kaede akamatsu:
oh, and before i forget, i need to do something.
[ kaede akamatsu has added a chat nickname to shuichi saihara ]
[ kaede has changed shuichi saihara's chat nickname to "ouma simp" ]
ouma simp:
oh my.
kaede akamatsu:
we'll be at the mcdonald's, stay jealous 💅
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eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic
Fanfic'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. '' ⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐ a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing. ships: ⇒ saiouma ⇒ amaguji ⇒ kaemaki ⇒ tsumiu
