shuichi and kaede were drunk as all hell.
kaede giggled as she downed some rum. "ohhh my god! i love you sooo much!"
"kaede, i have a boyfriend!," shuichi replied.
"i know, i meant like, as a friend! bestie!"
"haha, i love you too bestie!"
kokichi had enough.
he tagged along to ensure the wellbeing of these two, and yet here they were, wasted as fuck.
he tugged on shuichi's sleeve.
"you are absolutely wasted. how many cigarettes have you smoked? those are bad for you! let's go home."
shuichi ignored him.
"kaede!," shuichi whined, "I don't have enough money for weed!" he took another sip of his drink. "my god i love tequila."
kokichi tried again, this time grabbing onto shuichi's arm and giving it a squeeze.
"i know that you like to get drunk and do drugs and i do not give a shit, but it's getting real late, and some really creepy guys are beginning to show up!," kokichi squealed. "let's go!"
shuichi looked at kokichi and gave him a big smile.
"aw! you're so perfect, kokichi-kunn! come here, lemme kiss you all over!," shuichi cheered.
"let's go back to my place at least! i don't think it's safe here!," kokichi snapped. "you are the exact opposite of the word "sober" right now!"
shuichi then cupped kokichi's face in his hands and gave him a quick little kiss on his lips.
"aww, you're all worried! don't worry, we can go to your house when i'm done downing these awesome drinks! ooh, kaede, give kokichi some tequila, i bet he'd loove it!," shuichi mumbled, squishing kokichi's cheeks.
kaede beamed. "oooohh, another tequila boy, ehh?"
kokichi pouted and rolled his eyes.
but out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a woman in a v3 shirt.
she was wearing a black wig, and the second she saw that kokichi had noticed her, she reached for a dagger that had been strapped to her leg.
kokichi watched her as she fiddled with the dagger.
he grabbed kaede and shuichi's hands and dragged them out of the club.
"ugh, what are you doing!," kaede shrieked.
"v3! they're here!," kokichi panicked. "we have to run, now."
despite being drunk and high as hell, shuichi and kaede understood that they had to leave the second the phrase "v3" left kokichi's mouth.
with that, they all took refuge in kokichi's house, as it was nearby.
they were safe, for now.
safer than those gucci stock prices-
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eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic
Fanfiction'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. '' ⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐ a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing. ships: ⇒ saiouma ⇒ amaguji ⇒ kaemaki ⇒ tsumiu
