'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. ''
⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐
a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing.
ships:
⇒ saiouma
⇒ amaguji
⇒ kaemaki
⇒ tsumiu
himiko yumeno: ok man uses fruit as a metaphor to describe a woman's body parts
miu iruma: omg wtf??
himiko yumeno: watermelon sugar by harry styles
angie yonaga: oml me next woman sings a song about how a man breaks into her house every night to bang her
miu iruma: HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL!
angie yonaga: middle of the night by elley duhe
kaito momota: shut up i have one
miu iruma: OOH SPILL
kaito momota: man compares a girl leaving him with a savory dish
himiko yumeno: ACTUALLY WHAT IS THAT
kaito momota: panini by lil nas x
angie yonaga: man tries to force a girl to have sex with him because she might die the next day
kaito momota: ok that's just a fuckin pitbull song
angie yonaga: fuck
himiko yumeno: man tries to coax a girl to meet him at his hotel room but never tells her where the hotel room is
kaito momota: that is also a pitbull song fucking dumbasses
miu iruma: idk bro, sounds like you are a pitbull fan yourself!!
himiko yumeno: man sings about soft drink thats made of lean
angie yonaga: How is that real /srs
himiko yumeno: blueberry faygo by lil mosey
kaito momota: man educates you on landowning and renting houses
miu iruma: LMAO THATS A SONG???
kaito momota: the onus is on the landlord by joe lycett
angie yonaga: this song tells the story of a worm that is 6 years old and acts like a therapist to the people around him
himiko yumeno: OMG BENNY WORM MY BELOVED
kaito momota: two german teenagers, both badly animated using motion capture, sing about their favorite school subjects and complain about the amount of homework they get
miu iruma: SHUT UP LMAO YOURE GONNA SUMMON THE LOCAL GERMAN EXPERT
kaito momota: whom
[ kokichi ouma has come online ]
kokichi ouma: so i heard we were talking about Was Ist Dein Lieblingsfach the pinnacle of anime music so i decided to butt in
kaito momota: oh its you. ew. gross.
kokichi ouma: i cant tolerate your assault at this hour
[ kokichi ouma has gone offline ]
angie yonaga: oh no. anyway.
himiko yumeno: a group of men call you a cherry in korean for 3 minutes and 31 seconds
miu iruma: omg idk that one!
himiko yumeno: cherry by ab6ix
kaito momota: man sings about how he wants to do weed, then sings about how he doesn't want to do weed. this conflict of "to weed or not to weed " is the entirety of the song
miu iruma: sounds like rantaro in the bathroom
angie yonaga: "to weed? or not to weed? that is the question. whether it is better to do weed, or simply to vape."
kaito momota: it's actually called no grass today and it's by ajr
himiko yumeno: woman sings a song about self-worth but starts the song by saying random bullshit such as "coconut man" and "pea"
miu iruma: OMG PRICE TAG!! 🤩🤩🤩
angie yonaga: I HAVE A GOOD ONE man keeps trying to impress girl by acting like a famous guy, however the girl is honestly creeped out by him but he still thinks he can win her over by being whatever she wants him to be
kaito momota: that one's obvious
angie yonaga: rlly???
kaito momota: that's just shuichi's theme song.
himiko yumeno: HAHHAHA YEAH NO KIDDING
miu iruma: OMG IT IS IT TOTALLY IS
angie yonaga: IT'S GRACE KELLY BY MIKA
[ korekiyo shinguji is now online ]
korekiyo shinguji: hey so we are on our way to talk to the bio teacher and get the tea however when we went to the store to get snacks so we dont die of starvation, rantaro saw some peppa pig ice pops
miu iruma: WAIT WHAT WHERE IS THIS GOING💀💀🤣
korekiyo shinguji: so we bought them, they were 2.75 which is a great deal for 6 ice pops
himiko yumeno: WTF
korekiyo shinguji: i had one, he had two, and now that we're outside our school, they've melted, so we are opening them up and squirting the peppa blood into a trash can.
angie yonaga: LMFAO
kaito momota: why the fuck
[ korekiyo shinguji has sent an image ]
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korekiyo shinguji: is this why my sister isnt proud of me anymore
miu iruma: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
himiko yumeno: gl to you + rantaro btw
angie yonaga: you mean him x rantaro, right? cuz theyre totally into each other
korekiyo shinguji: we are not together!! shushise-shush!!! we are just being superspies together.
