eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic

7 || demonic peppa ice || 7

[ gay babes 💅 ]

[ 4 are online ]

miu iruma:
describe a famous/popular song badly

himiko yumeno:
can i go first?

miu iruma:
ofc!

himiko yumeno:
ok
man uses fruit as a metaphor to describe a woman's body parts

miu iruma:
omg wtf??

himiko yumeno:
watermelon sugar by harry styles

angie yonaga:
oml me next
woman sings a song about how a man breaks into her house every night to bang her

miu iruma:
HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL!

angie yonaga:
middle of the night by elley duhe

kaito momota:
shut up i have one

miu iruma:
OOH SPILL

kaito momota:
man compares a girl leaving him with a savory dish

himiko yumeno:
ACTUALLY WHAT IS THAT

kaito momota:
panini by lil nas x

angie yonaga:
man tries to force a girl to have sex with him because she might die the next day

kaito momota:
ok that's just a fuckin pitbull song

angie yonaga:
fuck

himiko yumeno:
man tries to coax a girl to meet him at his hotel room but never tells her where the hotel room is

kaito momota:
that is also a pitbull song
fucking dumbasses

miu iruma:
idk bro, sounds like you are a pitbull fan yourself!!

himiko yumeno:
man sings about soft drink thats made of lean

angie yonaga:
How is that real /srs

himiko yumeno:
blueberry faygo by lil mosey

kaito momota:
man educates you on landowning and renting houses

miu iruma:
LMAO THATS A SONG???

kaito momota:
the onus is on the landlord by joe lycett

angie yonaga:
this song tells the story of a worm that is 6 years old and acts like a therapist to the people around him

himiko yumeno:
OMG BENNY WORM MY BELOVED

kaito momota:
two german teenagers, both badly animated using motion capture, sing about their favorite school subjects and complain about the amount of homework they get

miu iruma:
SHUT UP LMAO YOURE GONNA SUMMON THE LOCAL GERMAN EXPERT

kaito momota:
whom

[ kokichi ouma has come online ]

kokichi ouma:
so i heard we were talking about Was Ist Dein Lieblingsfach
the pinnacle of anime music
so i decided to butt in

kaito momota:
oh its you. ew. gross.

kokichi ouma:
i cant tolerate your assault at this hour

[ kokichi ouma has gone offline ]

angie yonaga:
oh no. anyway.

himiko yumeno:
a group of men call you a cherry in korean for 3 minutes and 31 seconds

miu iruma:
omg idk that one!

himiko yumeno:
cherry by ab6ix

kaito momota:
man sings about how he wants to do weed, then sings about how he doesn't want to do weed. this conflict of "to weed or not to weed " is the entirety of the song

miu iruma:
sounds like rantaro in the bathroom

angie yonaga:
"to weed? or not to weed? that is the question. whether it is better to do weed, or simply to vape."

kaito momota:
it's actually called no grass today and it's by ajr

himiko yumeno:
woman sings a song about self-worth but starts the song by saying random bullshit such as "coconut man" and "pea"

miu iruma:
OMG PRICE TAG!! 🤩🤩🤩

angie yonaga:
I HAVE A GOOD ONE
man keeps trying to impress girl by acting like a famous guy, however the girl is honestly creeped out by him but he still thinks he can win her over by being whatever she wants him to be

kaito momota:
that one's obvious

angie yonaga:
rlly???

kaito momota:
that's just shuichi's theme song.

himiko yumeno:
HAHHAHA YEAH NO KIDDING

miu iruma:
OMG IT IS IT TOTALLY IS

angie yonaga:
IT'S GRACE KELLY BY MIKA

[ korekiyo shinguji is now online ]

korekiyo shinguji:
hey so we are on our way to talk to the bio teacher and get the tea
however when we went to the store to get snacks so we dont die of starvation, rantaro saw some peppa pig ice pops

miu iruma:
WAIT WHAT WHERE IS THIS GOING💀💀🤣

korekiyo shinguji:
so we bought them, they were 2.75 which is a great deal for 6 ice pops

himiko yumeno:
WTF

korekiyo shinguji:
i had one, he had two, and now that we're outside our school, they've melted, so we are opening them up and squirting the peppa blood into a trash can.

angie yonaga:
LMFAO

kaito momota:
why the fuck

[ korekiyo shinguji has sent an image ]

korekiyo shinguji:
is this why my sister isnt proud of me anymore

miu iruma:
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

himiko yumeno:
gl to you + rantaro btw

angie yonaga:
you mean him x rantaro, right? cuz theyre totally into each other

korekiyo shinguji:
we are not together!! shushise-shush!!! we are just being superspies together.

himiko yumeno:
oh suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeeeeeee..

korekiyo shinguji:
gtg!! ✌️

miu iruma:
Good luck!!