eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic

20 || ikea-n't || 20

shuichi saihara grinned as he began to pack his mini backpack.
"I probably shouldn't bring very much," he remarked. "it's only an ikea trip after all."

he grabbed a coin purse shaped like a monokuma head and tossed it into his bag.
he also put his phone in the bag, as well as a bag of gummy candies.

then there was a knock on his window.

shuichi walked over to the window to inspect it, but nothing was amiss.

as he continued to check the window, he saw someone in the reflection of the glass.

a gloved hand reached out and tried to grab his face, but shuichi quickly threw his foot back, making his opponent fall to the ground.

he dashed over to his bedside drawer and opened it, pulling out a pistol that had been covered in cinnamoroll stickers.

shuichi quickly loaded the gun and aimed it at his opponent, who was in the process of standing back up.

"oh shuichi, betcha didn't expect this, eh?," asked shuichi's attacker.
"I sure didn't, Tsumugi," shuichi huffed, his aim following her as she stood up.

tsumugi giggled. "You know, if I don't kidnap you right now, my associates are waiting outside to take you down for me."

"associates?," shuichi questioned.

"the warriors of hope. and, unlike myself, they will not hesitate to kill."

this raised more questions than it answered.
but shuichi stayed quiet.

"too scared to move?," tsumugi teased.

shuichi then threw his gun at the floor and began to run away.

the gun hit the floor, causing it to fire.
the bullet flew at tsumugi, but she quickly hopped out of the way and chased after shuichi.

shuichi reached the door of his house and swung open the door.

but he wasn't quite free, not yet.

four black sports cars surrounded the front of shuichi's house, preventing him from even going up the driveway.

one of the car's doors all opened at once, and a girl with long pink hair stepped out of it.

The girl grabbed a grenade from the back seat of the car and swiftly tossed it at shuichi.

from the grenade came a black mist that caused shuichi to fall over and drift off to sleep.

"wooh, that was rough!," the girl exclaimed.

tsumugi then emerged from the house and picked up shuichi's unconscious body.

"sorry about all the trouble you guys had to go through for that!," tsumugi chirped. "you know, eliminating the uncle so we could take away the kid."

the other girl nodded. "it was totally no big deal! the boys took care of it like that!"

tsumugi grinned. "perfect. thank you do much, kotoko!"

kotoko nodded. "of course, sis!"

one of the doors to another car opened, and a young man with light blue hair stepped out of it.

"what are our next orders?," he asked.

tsumugi began to giggle. "ooh, i love giving orders like this! ok, how about we take himiko next? who wants to do that?"

a muffled voice came from inside another car.

"me!," the voice squealed as the person tried to open the car's doors.

the blue haired man sighed. "taro, babe... you know that's dangerous. and besides, if himiko has the guts to fight back, she might ruin your pretty face..."

tsumugi scoffed. "himiko? fight back? only if you take away a milk carton before she can finish it! jataro will be just fine!"

"yeah!," jataro agreed, still stuck inside his car. "yeah, nagisa! what tsu said! i'll be totally okay! and i dont like milk, so I won't take anyone's milk! i'd only take someone's ice cream. or skittles."

nagisa sighed. "fine. but if this himiko chick somehow injures my jataro, i will not hesitate to commit several violent acts at her."

"exactly the attitude we need!," tsumugi cheered. "jataro, report to the ikea playplace in two hours! i will meet you there after my awesome ikea trip!"

"you want me to meet you at the playplace?," jataro questioned.

"yes. i do. jataro kemuri, I am your boss, and you will therefore do what i say. And i want you to meet me at the fucking kid's playplace," tsumugi demanded.

"yes, ma'am!," jataro cheered.

and with that, tsumugi walked off of shuichi's property and towards the local ikea.