everything at the zoo may have seemed normal, but you'll notice that parts were skipped here and there.
this is because one student left the group and took a detour to the bathroom to call someone on the phone.
here is a detailed transcript of their conversation.
"so, did ya get a good enough interview with the guy to see if he really is a suitable contestant?"
"I promise i did. he'll do just fine."
"hmmm, you sure about that, keebs? he seems boring as hell."
"Tsumugi i am 100% sure that he will be a good contestant, now will you stop delaying my fucking paycheck?"
"i mean, sure. i can. but i dont wanna."
"You-"
"I am your boss. You cannot talk back to me or it's game over."
"riiight. so, what's new?"
"i'm at the zoo with our candidates right now. it's boring as shit. i faked a stomach ache so i could come call you. ooh, while we're here, can you tell our lovely principal to add a certain event to our schedule? i need to make sure that we get more interviews with our candidates..."
"sure! what shall i ask him to add, ma'am!"
"swimming."
"what-"
"hear me out. swimming for 3 hours, tuesday, wednesday, and thursday. we can take someone each day. we can just have mr. principal write it off as Student Appreciation Week."
"Tsumugi, you fucking genius."
"Keebo, you fucking idiot."
"I'll put our plan in motion immediately!"
"very good."
"goodbye, ma'am."
"bye bye keebo!"
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eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic
Fanfic'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. '' ⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐ a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing. ships: ⇒ saiouma ⇒ amaguji ⇒ kaemaki ⇒ tsumiu
