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rantaro amami:
i miss korekiyo

kokichi ouma:
we know

rantaro amami:
so wassup with your fish

kokichi ouma:
tbh my fish is
like
how do i say it
he only kisses good when he's happy
when he's sad/angry hes just

rantaro amami:
sloppy? most guys ive dated are like that. trust me, your type has a lot of those guys.

kokichi ouma:
My type?

rantaro amami:
obsessive emo jerks

shuichi saihara:
you know that ive been reading all these texts right

kokichi ouma:
no

rantaro amami:
omg hi fish-hara

[ ryoma hoshi is now online ]

ryoma hoshi:
Chișinău – București

kokichi ouma:
THEY WERE ROBBED OKAY STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

rantaro amami:
LMAO I CANT EVEN READ THAT SHIT HOW IS IT MAKING FUN OF YOU IN ANY WAY

kokichi ouma:
lets just say that
i
i like
i like european culture okay

ryoma hoshi:
This bitch stayed up all night watching eurovision live only to realize that nobody he liked placed anywhere near first

rantaro amami:
OH THAT THING! Euro for europe and vision for singing

kokichi ouma:
SHUT

shuichi saihara:
wait isnt that the thing with the banana wolves

kokichi ouma:
DONT MAKE FUN OF SUBWOOLFER YOU UTTER SINNER

shuichi saihara:
I'M THE SINNER??? ARENT WE BOTH SINNING BY BEING GAY??

rantaro amami:
ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT YOURE A LITERAL FISH

[ kirumi tojo has come online ]

kirumi tojo:
SO YK HOW THERES THAT DOORBELL OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL AND WHEN YOU CLICK IT CALLS THE SECURITY GUARD SO HE CAN UNLOCK THE DOOR 

kokichi ouma:
the one that says "calling now please wait a moment" and then always tells you that the call isnt answered?

kirumi tojo:
YES THAT
ANYWAY
I HAVE A THOERY

shuichi saihara:
I may be a fish but at least i can spell theory

rantaro amami:
big bang theory

kokichi ouma:
okay. fine. youre a very charming fish.

rantaro amami:
do you kin penny from the big bang theory cuz you give off the vibes

kirumi tojo:
ANYWAYS I THINK 
I think there is a chosen one

ryoma hoshi:
sorry im back i was taking a shit 
what did I miss?

kirumi tojo:
I THINK THAT SOMEDAY
A STUDENT WILL HEAR THE CALL BEING ANSWERED

kokichi ouma:
you know that is a funny theory
but i feel like youre just saying it cuz youre currently stuck outside the door rn spamming the bell but it hasnt opened

rantaro amami:
^^^

ryoma hoshi:
kalush orchestra

shuichi saihara:
what cookie said

rantaro amami:
YOU CALL HIM COOKIE IM DEAD

shuichi saihara:
HES SWEET AND I COULD JUST EAT HIM UP OK

rantaro amami:
Eat him up or eat him out? 😏

shuichi saihara:
Idk, whatever you and korekiyo did before he disappeared 

kokichi ouma:
OH MY GOD HADFGHJK

kirumi tojo:
So by this logic
are you two 69'ing yet

shuichi saihara:
HASHAHA LMAOOO

kokichi ouma:
THE CLOSEST WE HAVE EVER GOTTEN TO THAT WAS AT ICE SKATING CAMP LIKE 4 YEARS AGO WHEN FISH BOY FELL ON TOP OF ME AND HIS FACE WAS LIKE ON TOP OF MY CALVES

shuichi saihara:
YEAH LMAOOO THAT WAS WEIRD CUZ EVERYONE THERE WAS SO CONFUSED THEY DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD FALL DOWN IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS BUT STILL RUN INTO EACH OTHER

rantaro amami:
4 years ago???? great memory you two got there

kirumi tojo:
i mean it must be hard to forget how you met your boyfriend

ryoma hoshi:
in copre sano in corpore sano

kokichi ouma:
BITI ZDRAVA-

shuichi saihara:
pardon me, i dont speak ______. my apologies 

kokichi ouma:
serbian
its a serbian song.

shuichi saihara:
zamn

kokichi ouma:
zamn

rantaro amami:
zamn
kokichi is shuichi your zaddy

kokichi ouma:
I can put you on time out

shuichi saihara:
He can put you on time out

kirumi tojo:
that's quite big talk for such a 
Little man

ryoma hoshi:
veggies and pussy

shuichi saihara:
Thats the straightest thing that any of us have ever said

rantaro amami:
ryoma is your sense of humor just saying random shit at random times?

[ ryoma hoshi is now offline ]

rantaro amami:
LMAOOO CALLING HIM OUTTT

kirumi tojo:
YOURE THE BEST AT EXPOSING PEOPLE TBHH

rantaro amami:
YEAH I AM LOL WHO SHOULD I EXPOSE NEXT

kokichi ouma:
how about yourself

rantaro amami:
I WILL EXPOSE SHUICHI
AHEM

shuichi saihara:
oh fuck

kokichi ouma:
whats wrong babe?

shuichi saihara:
there is approximately a 25% chance that whatever this man says will ruin how you all view me from this point on

rantaro amami:
shuichi has seen every season of star trek and has a dr. data figurine. also, in addition to his hello kitty pocket knife he has many other sanrio-themed weapons. my favorite one has to be the cinnamoroll pistol.

shuichi saihara:
ah fuck so it was that 25%

kokichi ouma:
OMG YOU LIKE STAR TREK>??? I LOVE STAR TREK

kirumi tojo:
imagine dating someone who is both your stalker and your star trek fanclub buddy

rantaro amami:
but he's also a fish

kirumi tojo:
you should touch his gills sometime [ kokichi ouma ]

kokichi ouma:
FOR THE RECORD I REFUSE TO TOUCH ANY PART OF HIS BODY UNTIL YOU GUYS CAN GET OVER THE FACT THAT IM WITH HIM

rantaro amami:
hey shuichi do you listen to tina turner

shuichi saihara:
yea sometimes
why?

rantaro amami:
cuz you're SIMP-ly the best

kirumi tojo:
LMAOOOOODSHGDDHASB 💀💀

[ maki harukawa is now online ]

maki harukawa:
what's going on in here?

rantaro amami:
bullying shuichi hours


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