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[ 3 are online ]
rantaro amami:
i miss korekiyo
kokichi ouma:
we know
rantaro amami:
so wassup with your fish
kokichi ouma:
tbh my fish is
like
how do i say it
he only kisses good when he's happy
when he's sad/angry hes just
rantaro amami:
sloppy? most guys ive dated are like that. trust me, your type has a lot of those guys.
kokichi ouma:
My type?
rantaro amami:
obsessive emo jerks
shuichi saihara:
you know that ive been reading all these texts right
kokichi ouma:
no
rantaro amami:
omg hi fish-hara
[ ryoma hoshi is now online ]
ryoma hoshi:
Chișinău – București
kokichi ouma:
THEY WERE ROBBED OKAY STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
rantaro amami:
LMAO I CANT EVEN READ THAT SHIT HOW IS IT MAKING FUN OF YOU IN ANY WAY
kokichi ouma:
lets just say that
i
i like
i like european culture okay
ryoma hoshi:
This bitch stayed up all night watching eurovision live only to realize that nobody he liked placed anywhere near first
rantaro amami:
OH THAT THING! Euro for europe and vision for singing
kokichi ouma:
SHUT
shuichi saihara:
wait isnt that the thing with the banana wolves
kokichi ouma:
DONT MAKE FUN OF SUBWOOLFER YOU UTTER SINNER
shuichi saihara:
I'M THE SINNER??? ARENT WE BOTH SINNING BY BEING GAY??
rantaro amami:
ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT YOURE A LITERAL FISH
[ kirumi tojo has come online ]
kirumi tojo:
SO YK HOW THERES THAT DOORBELL OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL AND WHEN YOU CLICK IT CALLS THE SECURITY GUARD SO HE CAN UNLOCK THE DOOR
kokichi ouma:
the one that says "calling now please wait a moment" and then always tells you that the call isnt answered?
kirumi tojo:
YES THAT
ANYWAY
I HAVE A THOERY
shuichi saihara:
I may be a fish but at least i can spell theory
rantaro amami:
big bang theory
kokichi ouma:
okay. fine. youre a very charming fish.
rantaro amami:
do you kin penny from the big bang theory cuz you give off the vibes
kirumi tojo:
ANYWAYS I THINK
I think there is a chosen one
ryoma hoshi:
sorry im back i was taking a shit
what did I miss?
kirumi tojo:
I THINK THAT SOMEDAY
A STUDENT WILL HEAR THE CALL BEING ANSWERED
kokichi ouma:
you know that is a funny theory
but i feel like youre just saying it cuz youre currently stuck outside the door rn spamming the bell but it hasnt opened
rantaro amami:
^^^
ryoma hoshi:
kalush orchestra
shuichi saihara:
what cookie said
rantaro amami:
YOU CALL HIM COOKIE IM DEAD
shuichi saihara:
HES SWEET AND I COULD JUST EAT HIM UP OK
rantaro amami:
Eat him up or eat him out? 😏
shuichi saihara:
Idk, whatever you and korekiyo did before he disappeared
kokichi ouma:
OH MY GOD HADFGHJK
kirumi tojo:
So by this logic
are you two 69'ing yet
shuichi saihara:
HASHAHA LMAOOO
kokichi ouma:
THE CLOSEST WE HAVE EVER GOTTEN TO THAT WAS AT ICE SKATING CAMP LIKE 4 YEARS AGO WHEN FISH BOY FELL ON TOP OF ME AND HIS FACE WAS LIKE ON TOP OF MY CALVES
shuichi saihara:
YEAH LMAOOO THAT WAS WEIRD CUZ EVERYONE THERE WAS SO CONFUSED THEY DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD FALL DOWN IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS BUT STILL RUN INTO EACH OTHER
rantaro amami:
4 years ago???? great memory you two got there
kirumi tojo:
i mean it must be hard to forget how you met your boyfriend
ryoma hoshi:
in copre sano in corpore sano
kokichi ouma:
BITI ZDRAVA-
shuichi saihara:
pardon me, i dont speak ______. my apologies
kokichi ouma:
serbian
its a serbian song.
shuichi saihara:
zamn
kokichi ouma:
zamn
rantaro amami:
zamn
kokichi is shuichi your zaddy
kokichi ouma:
I can put you on time out
shuichi saihara:
He can put you on time out
kirumi tojo:
that's quite big talk for such a
Little man
ryoma hoshi:
veggies and pussy
shuichi saihara:
Thats the straightest thing that any of us have ever said
rantaro amami:
ryoma is your sense of humor just saying random shit at random times?
[ ryoma hoshi is now offline ]
rantaro amami:
LMAOOO CALLING HIM OUTTT
kirumi tojo:
YOURE THE BEST AT EXPOSING PEOPLE TBHH
rantaro amami:
YEAH I AM LOL WHO SHOULD I EXPOSE NEXT
kokichi ouma:
how about yourself
rantaro amami:
I WILL EXPOSE SHUICHI
AHEM
shuichi saihara:
oh fuck
kokichi ouma:
whats wrong babe?
shuichi saihara:
there is approximately a 25% chance that whatever this man says will ruin how you all view me from this point on
rantaro amami:
shuichi has seen every season of star trek and has a dr. data figurine. also, in addition to his hello kitty pocket knife he has many other sanrio-themed weapons. my favorite one has to be the cinnamoroll pistol.
shuichi saihara:
ah fuck so it was that 25%
kokichi ouma:
OMG YOU LIKE STAR TREK>??? I LOVE STAR TREK
kirumi tojo:
imagine dating someone who is both your stalker and your star trek fanclub buddy
rantaro amami:
but he's also a fish
kirumi tojo:
you should touch his gills sometime [ kokichi ouma ]
kokichi ouma:
FOR THE RECORD I REFUSE TO TOUCH ANY PART OF HIS BODY UNTIL YOU GUYS CAN GET OVER THE FACT THAT IM WITH HIM
rantaro amami:
hey shuichi do you listen to tina turner
shuichi saihara:
yea sometimes
why?
rantaro amami:
cuz you're SIMP-ly the best
kirumi tojo:
LMAOOOOODSHGDDHASB 💀💀
[ maki harukawa is now online ]
maki harukawa:
what's going on in here?
rantaro amami:
bullying shuichi hours
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eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic
Fanfiction'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. '' ⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐ a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing. ships: ⇒ saiouma ⇒ amaguji ⇒ kaemaki ⇒ tsumiu
