( cover is an out of context image, no i will not provide the context )
[ gay babes 💅]
[ 3 are online ]
tenko chabashira:
hey guys, cuz we are skipping school tomorrow, wanna go to ikea?
kokichi ouma:
And what, steal children from the ikea playplace?
tenko chabashira:
Only if you stop breaking the 4th wall.
kokichi ouma:
UGH FINE [ everyone ] GET IN LOSERS WE ARE GOING TO IKEA
gonta gokuhara:
there is no need to include me within your ping. i am already online and therefore have already been briefed on your plan. For the record, I would not like to attend.
kokichi ouma:
Ok?? and there isnt a ping that will mention everyone BUT you.
[ gonta gokuhara is offline ]
[ 4 are now online ]
kaede akamatsu:
TF
ryoma hoshi:
gonta bro lower your standards
shuichi saihara:
OMG BOYFRIEND IS INVITING US TO IKEA?? COUNT ME IN EEE
tsumugi shirogane:
ME TOO
ryoma hoshi:
me three
kaede akamatsu:
FINE IF YOU GUYS R GOING
kokichi ouma:
YAYYY FAMILY TRIP
kaede akamatsu:
family??
tenko chabashira:
OMG YOU THINK OF US AS YOUR FAMILY CUZ YOU DONT HAVE A GOOD HOME LIFE?? OMG YOURE SO SWEET AFGh
kokichi ouma:
Yea family
im the depressed son, tenko is the sassy older sister, ryoma is the equally-depressed twin brother, tsumugi is the surprisingly happy twin sister, shuichi the boyfriend that you guys think is a "bad influence," and kaede and maki are the parents
kaede akamatsu:
as much as i hate you
that is very sweet, thank you
shuichi saihara:
OMG HES SO CUTE THATS MY MAN RIGHT THERE
tsumugi shirogane:
Ok what time for ikea squad??
kokichi ouma:
hm. 13?
tsumugi shirogane:
PERFECT! I'LL BE THERE 🤗
kokichi ouma:
also btw can someone lend me some sewing tools?
ryoma hoshi:
I have some. why do you need em?
kokichi ouma:
my parents refuse to let me go out most of the time so i sneak out through the window and i use balls of clothing to prevent my window from locking or closing fully so i can sneak in
kaede akamatsu:
so like it prevents the halves of the window lock from fully clicking? so you can get back in?
kokichi ouma:
mhm exactly
one of my sleeves is tearing cuz im using it as a window brace so i wanna sew it before my parents find out.
shuichi saihara:
if your parents find out i will be kidnapping you
tenko chabashira:
WHY WOULD YOU KIDNAP HIM THO
kokichi ouma:
my parents hit me when i ruin my clothes
IN MY DEFENCE I HAVE SENSORY ISSUES SO RIPPING AT CLOTHES MAKES ME FEEL GOOD OK
tenko chabashira:
oh golly i almost forgot that we all had childhood trauma.
youre giving me flashbacks to that time that my parents almost killed me for saying that I liked girls.
i was homeless for weeks before they decided to take me back.
shuichi saihara:
ugh, and there was that time that this asshole girl was stalking me cuz she had a crush on me. disgusting freak.
tenko chabashira:
BUT YOU DID THAT TO OUMA
shuichi saihara:
yes but did i attempt to install cameras in his bedroom? no.
did i kill his brother in front of him? also no. also kokichi is an only child but that isnt my point.
tenko chabashira:
OH
shuichi saihara:
one night she was taking pictures of me, and I caught her in the act and i shot her. my uncle is currently saving up money to get me in an asylum. but really nobody did anything about her actions so i did what i had to do.
kaede akamatsu:
i remember when i tried to start my own rock band. everyone turned against me someday because they found out that i had been doing band work without them. when i was drunk at a school party once, they took me away and beat me. i was considered a missing person for around a week before i found my way back home.
tsumugi shirogane:
wow.
ryoma hoshi:
SO IKEA AM I RIGHT
kokichi ouma:
YEAH SEE YOU THERE TOMORROW
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eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic
Fanfiction'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. '' ⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐ a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing. ships: ⇒ saiouma ⇒ amaguji ⇒ kaemaki ⇒ tsumiu
