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kokichi ouma:
On the bus to school, what song should i listen to?
shuichi saihara:
Class Fight by Melanie Martinez
kaito momota:
idk??? maybe Beggin??
gonta gokuhara:
In my opinion, I quite enjoy the song Can I Kick It by the band A Tribe Called Quest.
kirumi tojo:
nah nah nahhh, he should listen to Light Switch.
shuichi saihara:
Light Switch??? is that a sexual thing??
Kokichi, are you a top, bottom, or switch, we need to get to the bottom of this.
Or the top of it.
Or both.
kokichi ouma:
nein danke
anyways fuck you guys i'm gonna listen to OK Overture
shuichi saihara:
dont fuck them, fuck me 💅
kirumi tojo:
HELP THAT WAS ACTUALLY SMOOTH
gonta gokuhara:
Mr. Shuichi, I would quite like it if you could stop joking about coitus.
shuichi saihara:
coitus?? no im making sex jokes lmaooo
kaito momota:
"COITUS" MEANS "SEX" YOU FUCKING IDIOT
kirumi tojo:
AHGWEFBASJNWA IM CRYINGGFFDGWs
gonta gokuhara:
I only have a certain amount of time I can tolerate you all acting this unintelligent. In order to make sure I have enough tolerance time for the field trip to our local zoo, I will be exiting this chat. I hope to see you all at school soon.
[ gonta gokuhara is now offline ]
kirumi tojo:
LMAO EMO
kokichi ouma:
GUYS WHERE DO YOU WANNA MEET UP WHEN I GET TO SCHOOL
shuichi saihara:
BAND ROOM?
kokichi ouma:
THE LITTLE KIDS ARE IN THERE EVERY MORNING BUTCHERING SURF CURSE SONGS BY PLAYING THEM SLOWLY ON AN OUT OF TUNE GUITAR, I DON'T WANT TO RISK MY EARDRUMS BLEEDING
TBH I NEVER WANT TO GO IN THERE AGAIN /hsrs
kirumi tojo:
GUYS WE CANT GO UPSTAIRS THO, THE PLUMBING ISSUES-
Also they have a snack stand outside yay!!
kokichi ouma:
AW FUCK THE PLUMBING ISSUES
THE FIELD TRIP
UGHHH I HATE THIS SO DAMN MUCH
shuichi saihara:
it's ok, koki! i'm here to comfort you!
kokichi ouma:
Thank you. that is genuinely kind of you and i'm glad to see more progress /gen /pos
shuichi saihara:
OMG OMG OMG YOURE HAPPY BECAUSE OF ME HAHHAHSWHHGS
kirumi tojo:
kokichi youre making him do the creepy grin thing-
kaito momota:
warning, don't take the chocolate milk from the stand before we leave for the zoo. it's that really fucking bad kind that tastes like bitter, spoiled chocolate milk pudding.
shuichi saihara:
Thanks for the warning but i already had some
the amount of regret i feel rn is greater than my will to live /hj
kokichi ouma:
i'm finally arriving at the fucking school
shuichi saihara:
btw we're leaving our backpacks outside before going to the zoo! we can put our backpacks next to each other, if you want!
idk anymore I JUST MISSED YOUUU
kokichi ouma:
you can literally see me from where you're standing.
shuichi saihara:
I DONT CARE I STILL MISSED YOU!!
YOU SLEPT IN WHILE I GOT HERE EARLY CUZ I WOKE UP AT 4, SO I MISSED YOU BC YOU SLEPT INNNNN
kokichi ouma:
you even slept at my house
kaede did too
you two were so fucking drunk that i needed to get you to sleep as soon as i could.
kirumi tojo:
RLLY??>? LMAOO
kokichi ouma:
shuichi fell asleep next to my wardrobe, and kaede just slept on the stairs. i couldn't even get her somewhere comfy cuz she drank too damn much /srs
shuichi saihara:
at least i'm not as bad as kaede when i'm drunk!
kokichi ouma:
you arent as bad
Youre worse
shuichi saihara:
WTF OUMA
I THOUGHT WE HAD SMTH
JK WE STILL HAVE SMTH PLS COME BACK TO MEE
kokichi ouma:
you tried to get me to drink some tequila before kissing me. and then when we got to my house you curled up on my bed and rolled around going "caterpillar, caterpiller"
kirumi tojo:
LMAOOOOOOO AHHAGHEWFASJ CAUGHTH IN 4K SURROUND SOUND HD DVD BLU-RAY DISNEY FAST PLAY DUAL CAMERA DSLR CANON XD
shuichi saihara:
damnn
kaito momota:
Wait, was that your first kiss ouma?
kirumi tojo:
YOUR FIRST KISS WAS SHUICHI BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK>??
kokichi ouma:
well
yes
shuichi saihara:
OMG I GOT THE FIRST KISS!!! KICHI ILYSM
kokichi ouma:
you dumbass
shuichi saihara:
DOES THIS MEAN WE DO HAVE SMTH
OMNG OMG ILYDGHSA
[ kokichi ouma has muted shuichi saihara for 10 minutes ]
kokichi ouma:
i am gonna go have a talk with him abt this irl. this shit is too complicated to discuss over text. /srs
kirumi tojo:
WAIT WDYM "COMPLICATED" "DISCUSS"
kokichi ouma:
i mean i need to talk with him.
I think he might be into me, idk, and it's scary to me to think about romance without getting definitive answers.
are we dating? are we not?
we find out today.
[ kokichi ouma has gone offline ]
kirumi tojo:
GET IT GO OFF YASS KING GO GET YOUR MAN
[ ryoma hoshi is now online ]
ryoma hoshi:
doggy lumchbox
kaito momota:
why do you always come in and say some random bullshit when a conversation ends?
ryoma hoshi:
frites sauce
[ ryoma hoshi has gone offline ]
kirumi tojo:
whatever, it doesnt even matter lmaoo
time to suffer! 😁🤦♀️
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eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic
Fanfiction'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. '' ⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐ a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing. ships: ⇒ saiouma ⇒ amaguji ⇒ kaemaki ⇒ tsumiu
