'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. ''
⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐
a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing.
ships:
⇒ saiouma
⇒ amaguji
⇒ kaemaki
⇒ tsumiu
kaede akamatsu: OK GUYS I HAVE COUNTED THE COSTS TO SEE IF WE CAN FLEE THE COUNTRY!! however I have a question
maki harukawa: what is it, matsu?? tell me!!
kaede akamatsu: hey maki roll!! our issue is that plane tickets are super expensive. so what are we gonna do about that?
kaito momota: Well, what other options do we got?
kaede akamatsu: could take the train, but that will take a day or two, whereas the plane will take 6 hours. We could drive but that would take almost 4 days
kaito momota: will busses take that long too?
kaede akamatsu: uh yeah I also checked, biking would take almost a week, and walking would take almost two weeks. so our best bet rn is plane or train. but those r the most expensive options
kaito momota: how expensive are the train tickets per person?
kaede akamatsu: no idea, all i know about the train system is that the faster trains can be more expensive because the economy in this city is fucked. which means that if we were to buy reasonably priced tickets, it'd take days to get the fuck out of here.
maki harukawa: and plane tickets?
kaede akamatsu: most expensive but they're the only way in hell we're ever making it outta here before next wednesday soo.
kaito momota: FUCK.
gonta gokuhara: pardon me, but I, for one, have an inquiry.
kaede akamatsu: yeah?
gonta gokuhara: This situation appears to be incredibly dire, as our lives may be at risk. This being said... how far would one be willing to go to escape this mysterious V3 corporation?
kaede akamatsu: I mean id personally do anything to not die and then save my kidnapped friends
maki harukawa: samesies!! but, like, i wouldnt murder! but i would do a lot of stuff!
kaito momota: duh, dumbass, most of us would.
gonta gokuhara: With these statements now made, might I ask one more query?
kaede akamatsu: yeah?
gonta gokuhara: Do you think that Saihara, Hoshi, Chabashira, and Shinguji would want you guys to escape? Do you believe that the four of them would be willing to do whatever it takes to keep you all out of their situation?
kaede akamatsu: i mean, if i were in their shoes, i would do that, so i mean, yeah, id assume
maki harukawa: i'm a bit scared as to why youre asking this, gonta!! no offense but
gonta gokuhara: Simply put, I believe that we should use what they have left behind to our advantage. If we were to use their funds combined with our own, we would all easily be able to avoid their situation, and, in turn, rescue our beloved comrades.
kaede akamatsu: what
gonta gokuhara: TL;DR: I am suggesting that we rob their houses in order to ultimately save them. To clarify, we will pay them back eventually, but if money is vital to our freedom in order to save them, I'm sure they'd understand. Would they not?
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kaito momota: my dude you are a fucking genius
gonta gokuhara: i am nobody's so-called "dude," but thank you for the somewhat vulgar compliment. i accept it gratefully.
kaede akamatsu: So... steal from them to save our asses, rescue them, then give their shit back?
maki harukawa: I'd assume so, yeah!!
gonta gokuhara: i would be able to join in on this heist, if needed.
kaede akamatsu: well, we should each find out how much money we have [ everyone ] BUDGET CHECK, BAES, BROS, AND NON-BINARY HOES <333
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kokichi ouma: i have like 34.
angie yonaga: I have arounnndddd 70 buckaroos, but I do have to pay my maths tutor this month so subtract 12.
kaede akamatsu: so i'll assume everyone has less that 100?
kokichi ouma: Good assumption.
kaede akamatsu: tickets are 275 per person, so in total we need...
gonta gokuhara: Exactly 3,300. Though, it would be useful to have extra for food, hotels, and other commodities, so let's round up and say 5,550. That way we can actually afford things. I have 100.
kaede akamatsu: [ everyone ] DM ME HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE XOXO
gonta gokuhara: finally, if i may add, we should give this operation a secretive name, that way, we are able to mention it in public without being incepted.
maki harukawa: great idea!! hmm, what should we call it??
gonta gokuhara: [ kaito momota ] , what is your favourite animal?
kaito momota: uhh tortis **tourtis **tortise
gonta gokuhara: are you trying to spell tortoise?
kaito momota: round green bullshit yes
gonta gokuhara: [ angie yonaga ] , give me an adjective.
angie yonaga: um- tall!
gonta gokuhara: and, finally, [ kokichi ouma ] , give me a number from 1 to 10.
kokichi ouma: 7
gonta gokuhara: The name for our operation will be Operation 7 Foot Tall Tortoise. or, 7 Foot Tortoise for short.
kaede akamatsu: damn that was a smart naming scheme
kaito momota: no shit, sherlock
maki harukawa: [ everyone ] OPERATION 7 FOOT TORTIS IS A GO!! **tortose ***TORTIES ****TORTOISE!! kaito, why'd you have to pick the animal with the hardest name to spell
