[ kaede akamatsu has created a new group chat ]
[ kaede akamatsu has changed the chat title to "gay babes 💅" ]
[ kaede akamatsu has added 14 people to "gay babes 💅" ]
kaede akamatsu:
hey bitches, guess what i decided to make.
kokichi ouma:
a group chat?
kaede akamatsu:
wow, how ever would you have guessed /s
it's a rhetorical question, dumbass
anyway, i decided to make a gc with all the people i tolerate
maki harukawa:
you tolerate me! thats so sweet coming from you, actually! /g
kaede akamatsu:
i know.
shuichi saihara:
omg hi people that kaede marginally likes!!
gonta gokuhara:
Greetings, comrades of Miss Akamatsu.
rantaro amami:
👋
tenko chabashira:
omg, emoji user 🤮/j
kaede akamatsu:
never mind, i no longer tolerate you people /hj
kokichi ouma:
that's all it takes to get kaede ticked off, huh? dually noted.
shuichi saihara:
omg ouma-kun!! hihihi!!!
kokichi ouma:
um, hello there!
shuichi saihara:
ive seen you on campus but ive never gotten the chance to talk to you! nice to finally meet you!
korekiyo shinguji:
simp.
maki harukawa:
simp.
rantaro amami:
stalker.
himiko yumeno:
simp.
kaede akamatsu:
simp *and* stalker.
shuichi saihara:
calm down! i just wanted to ask him something.
angie yonaga:
ask him what? "hey ouma do you wanna sleep with me"? or something worse?
rantaro amami:
i dont think it can get worse than that.
korekiyo shinguji:
on the contrary
"hey ouma, can i install a camera in your dorm so i can watch you while you sleep"
rantaro amami:
ok maybe youre right
kokichi ouma:
augh you guys have me getting scared over here /srs
shuichi saihara:
i would never ask ouma-kun that!
i wanted to ask if we could draw on each other's arms! as a trust-building activity!
kaede akamatsu:
ok maybe the creep isnt being that bad
shuichi saihara:
with knives!
kaede akamatsu:
i no longer tolerate shuichi!
shuichi saihara:
/j
/j
rantaro amami:
that's a double negative which means you arent joking
shuichi saihara:
/j
[ kaede akamatsu has timed out shuichi saihara for 1 hour ]
[ kaede akamatsu has given admin permissions to kokichi ouma ]
kaede akamatsu:
this does not mean i like you, ouma.
i am only giving you admin so you can timeout that creep if you need to, ok?
kokichi ouma:
understood!
miu iruma:
do you ever think nonsense sentences?
i just thought "the butter brings attractiveness to the table"
korekiyo shinguji:
omg b-butter is so at-attractive 💅😏
[ kaede akamatsu has muted korekiyo shinguji for 5 minutes ]
kaede akamatsu:
timed out for hitting on dairy products.
maki harukawa:
am i butter? because i am attractive in my opinion.
kaito momota:
if youre butter then i'm cheese, because i'm
kokichi ouma:
hard?
kaito momota:
shut up i just pressed send too early on accident
** i'm cold like a cheese wheel in a refrigerator
kokichi ouma:
then i'm an egg- i crack easily
kirumi tojo:
shut up with yo dairy product bullshit
kaede akamatsu:
whatever.
anyways, anyone wanna go to mcdonald's after school tomorrow?
there's also a new waffle place opening up nearby, we can go there too i guess
kokichi ouma:
sure.
himiko yumeno:
i'll head out too, i got nothin else to do.
kirumi tojo:
myself as well.
rantaro amami:
have a good time guys
watch out tho
kaede akamatsu:
why?
rantaro amami:
theres rlly sus stuff happening at school lately. i'll tell you tomorrow before you guys go to mcdonalds.
kaede akamatsu:
ok, sounds good.
- - - - - ONE HOUR LATER - - - - -
ryoma hoshi:
i was napping what did i miss
shuichi saihara:
it's midnight how do you nap from when school ends to midnight
ryoma hoshi:
secret power that needs to be unlocked by seeing the secrets of this world in their purest forms.
i mean
mental issues ig
shuichi saihara:
mood.
also [ kaede akamatsu ] i'd love to hang out tomorrow!
[ kaede akamatsu is now online ]
kaede akamatsu:
oh right. you exist. sure, you can come along. just behave your best or we'll push you into the street, you got that simphara?
shuichi saihara:
of course! i'll be on my best behavior!
kaede akamatsu:
if you say so.
YOU ARE READING
eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic
Fanfiction'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. '' ⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐ a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing. ships: ⇒ saiouma ⇒ amaguji ⇒ kaemaki ⇒ tsumiu
