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kaede akamatsu:
DID SOME DIGGING ON THE THING RANTARO TOLD US EARLIER
apparently if someone dies, their family members can then contact the service provider for the deceased person's phone and it takes a few weeks for the number to be completely yk given away
WHICH MEANS V3 IS BEHIND THIS SINCE IT OBVI TOOK WAY LESS THAN A FEW WEEKS! SOMETHING SUS IS GOING ON!
ryoma hoshi:
speaking of v3
kaede akamatsu:
wait what
youre actually joining in a conversation normally
tf??
ryoma hoshi:
just wanted to say that the keebo dude is at the ikea restaurant
kaede akamatsu:
OH YOURE AT THE IKEA
WAIT WHAT
ryoma hoshi:
yeah, tenko and i are at the ikea. i showed up bc i felt like someone would go there anyway despite the whole shuichi incident, and i was right.
anyways
that white haired keebo dude is here. we're gonna distract him from his plotting.
kaede akamatsu:
Do you need help?
i'm sure we can find someone to go help you two
ryoma hoshi:
i'll text you an emoji if we need help.
kaede akamatsu:
at least tell me which one, dumbass
ryoma hoshi:
🦆
kaede akamatsu:
[ everyone ] if you see a duck emoji, get the fuck over to the ikea downtown.
ryoma hoshi:
wish us luck.
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. . . . . .
as tenko and ryoma entered the shopping area of the ikea, keebo and the pink haired woman began to follow.
tenko took a deep breath, her voice shaking from nervousness as she heard a clicking noise behind her head- it sounded as if keebo was setting up his camera to record her.
the group of 4 stumbled through the kitchen section of the store with little to no conflict.
when they reached the office chair section, things began to get heated.
the pink haired lady pulled a strange wad of a charcoal-black substance from her pocket and tossed it at the nearest security camera.
the woman's aim was impeccable- it directly hit the camera's lens and stuck there, making the camera effectively useless.
ryoma looked around. nobody was in this section.
now that the security camera was closed off, this could only mean one thing- tenko and ryoma were vulnerable for capture.
the pink haired lady kicked up her leg, swinging her sharp high heeled shoes towards ryoma's face.
tenko stuck out her arm to block the blow, and instead of the heel tip entering ryoma's head, it instead entered tenko's wrist.
she yelped in pain and pulled her arm away.
"you know, we were savin you kids for last," the pink haired lady hissed, stamping her foot down on the ground, "cuz we assumed you'd be the easiest to take. i didn't know you'd pull a martial art stunt like that."
tenko sighed. "look, lady, i didn't know i'd pull that stunt either! i hate martial arts. i prefer peace over brutally and physically fighting people. i didn't even know i could do that!"
"oh. anyway. keebo, get em!," the lady yelled.
keebo lunged at ryoma, knocking him down. he grabbed ryoma's hands and held them above his head. he then lifted ryoma up, letting him dangle there.
tenko, now exploring her newfound strength, kicked at keebo's hand. keebo yelped, making an injured puppy sort of sound, and dropped ryoma.
a sharp cracking noise erupted as ryoma's head hit the floor of the ikea hallway.
tenko scooped up ryoma and began to run.
ryoma pulled his phone out of his pocket.
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eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic
Fanfiction'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. '' ⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐ a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing. ships: ⇒ saiouma ⇒ amaguji ⇒ kaemaki ⇒ tsumiu
