just wanted to preface this by saying that chapter 21 has exactly 666 words (and this one will have literal thousands) anyway COME GET YALLS JUICE
( + thanks for reading guys :D)
(+ don't try this at home)
( + this chapter features your local slavic boy taking 5 minutes to spell the word "squawking")
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[ gay babes 💅]
[ 1 is online ]
[ kaede akamatsu has come online ]
kaede akamatsu:
OKAY GUYS I KNOW ITS LITERALLY MIDNIGHT BUT LIKE I CALCULATED THE BUDGET SO HOORAY!!
rn we have over 2k, almost 3k
kokichi ouma:
oddly non-specific
kaede akamatsu:
TF YOU DOIN AT 12 IN THE FUCKING MRNING
kokichi ouma:
looking at the budget
kaede akamatsu:
ok dumbass anyway
gonta's estimated budget is pretty good cuz the hotel i found is like 200-300 a night per room so if we all stay in one room we can stay there for like
weeks.
...
[ everyone ] so guys should we activate the operation since its midnight and nobody will be there to stop us
[ gonta gokuhara is now online ]
gonta gokuhara:
in my humble opinion, at least three people should be willing to go to each house. It could be the same trio for each house, or different ones- it doesn't matter. however, two people should be focused on entering the house and taking the money. the third should keep watch of the perimeter outside.
kaede akamatsu:
GONTA YK YOU DONT NEED ALL THAT GRAMMAR RIGHT???
also youre smart ok
anything else we should know, smarty-pants?
gonta gokuhara:
Actually, Akamatsu, I like to use proper grammar.
Now, I would like to state that you should also have properly charged phones, that way you are always able to send your location in the group chat. this will be vital in making sure we always know where the others are.
kokichi ouma:
We should also be armed or something, right? /nm /gq
gonta gokuhara:
an excellent idea.
kokichi ouma:
we should probably rob shuichi pretty soon then... he does have his sanrio weaponry we can use.
kaede akamatsu:
FUCK HOW COME YOU TWO ARE ACTUALLY SMART
i lowkey regret calling yu two dumbasses bc like if the robots take over i'll need smart people on my side
kokichi ouma:
so i know where shuichi lives, is it ok if i go with u?
kaede akamatsu:
YUP!!
gonta gokuhara:
[ everyone ] a third person is required.
[ kirumi tojo has come online ]
kirumi tojo:
i logged off of genshin.
i put my headphones down on my floor.
my phone lit up.
i turned it on.
and i saw this bullshit.
are you having a motherfucking threesome????
gonta what the shit?
gonta gokuhara:
my apologies for my less than wholesome wording.
ouma and akamatsu are going to begin the first stage of Operation 7 Foot Tall Tortoise. they need a third comrade alongside them.
would you be willing to aid them in robbing Saihara's cottage?
kirumi tojo:
ight sounds great what'll i need
gonta gokuhara:
A well-charged phone and a will to live.
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eating tater tots with knives || pregame ndrv3 chatfic
Fanfiction'' i am going to wear my pant-alonies backwards. '' ⇒ i do not own any characters ⇐ a pregame v3 chatfic. contains cussing. ships: ⇒ saiouma ⇒ amaguji ⇒ kaemaki ⇒ tsumiu
