Death In The Family (Red vs Blue x Male OC)

S1•E11 - Knock knock. Who's there? Pain.

Red Base
Sarge and Grif are standing next to the Warthog which is now on its side behind Red Base. Lopez is crouched over it, repairing it. A socket wrench is heard in the background.

Grif: And then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock, but uh, well that's when the tank showed up and.. shit just started blowin' up. I don't know. (sighs)

Sarge: (exhales in exasperation) Grif, do you have any godly idea how much this piece of equipment costs?

Grif: I-I don't know, uh, like, uh, what.. ten, ten.. twenty, twenty-five bucks, maybe? Uh, you-you're gonna kill me now, aren't you?

Sarge: Tell you what, Grif, I'm a fair man. I'll give you a ten-second head start here before I let Lopez do anything he wants to ya.

Lopez stops working and stands up to face Grif.

Grif: Guys, I just want you to know, I'm really, really sorry here, and-

Lopez puts down his tool for a gun.

Sarge: Five Mississippi. Six Mississippi.

Grif: (backing away) Okay, uh, I guess I better get going then.

Lopez and Sarge look at each other then turn and start firing at Grif off screen.

Grif: Hey guys, that's not funny! Somebody could get hurt here.

Blue Base
Standing on top of Blue Base, Tucker and Ash were standing next to Tex who is firing at something.

Tucker: That's basically it, sir. They have five guys over there and a big jeep.

Tex: And your flag. (reloads)

Tucker: Right, that too.

Tex throws a grenade at something.

Tucker: Uh, hey, Tex? I don't know what it's been like at your other bases, but we try not to use other soldiers as target practice here.

Camera pans, showing Tex has been firing "at" Caboose.

Caboose: I'm scared.

Ash swiftly disarms Tex of her pistol. Which surprised all of them.

Ash: That's enough target practice Agent. I don't need any more bodies to bury here.

He sighed and hoisted the pistol before looking at Tucker.

Ash: Keep an eye on Tex. I have to go do something. I'll be right back.

Tucker: Who died and made you leader.

Ash: Seriously?

Tucker: Too soon?

Ash just rolled his eyes with a scoff before retreating into the base. Walking through the hallways and making sure they didn't follow.
Tex especially.

Ash's Quarters
Ash quickly closed the door to his room. Locking it and making sure no one eavesdropped.

With a sigh, he sat down on his desk. Opening a holo screen. He pressed the recoding button and began making a new entry log.

Ash: Entry log number three four nine. Day seven hundred ninety three. Still no new developments regarding the mission Agent Alaska and I have been given. She and I have spent nearly three years here trying to find something valuable to Project Freelancer. But now this mission just gotten a lot harder with the arrival of Freelancer's number one Agent: Agent Texas. I don't know how much longer Evelyn and I will be able to keep our identities a secret. But one can hope. End Log.