Death In The Family (Red vs Blue x Male OC)

S1•E14 - Roomier Than it Looks

Blue Base teleporter

Tucker comes out of the teleporter with black armor on.

Church: Are you okay, Tucker?

Tucker: Yeah, I'm fine. (runs up to the top of a nearby hill) Come on, Caboose!

Caboose: (on top of the base) Does it hurt?!

Tucker: No, not at all!

Caboose: Okay! Here I come!

Ash: But seriously. Does it hurt?

Tucker: Ohh, yeah. Big time.

Church, Ash, and Tucker turn towards the teleporter.

Caboose: (emerging from the teleporter in black armor) Owwwchie. (turns to Tucker) You lied to me.

Red Base

Sarge was standing on top of the base.

Sarge: Ah, dammit. Lopez, c'mere. Do you see something out there?

Lopez walks up. Looking through a sniper rifle, then turns to Sarge and lowers his head. Inside the base, Grif and Simmons were having another argument.

Simmons: There's no L in it, it's pronounced both.

Grif: That's what I'm saying. Bolth.

Evelyn: Grif. Seriously it's pronounced both.

Simmons: Both.

Grif: You guys sound like such asses the way you say it.

Sarge: Grif! Quit your yammering and get your keister up here. Need some help. Got more of them Special Ops fellas headed toward the base.

Grif: As in... more than one? Uh, maybe we should bolth go, sir.

Simmons and Evelyn: BOTH.

Grif: Seriously, guys, like an ass.

Sarge: Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank. Why don't both Grif and Simmons come up? Leave the prisoner alone with Evelyn. We could just put her our second best soldier guard the prisoner.

Grif: Good point, sir.

Sarge: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS! Now get your ass up here. We got just enough time for me to spraypaint the bull's-eye on your back... Ah, by bull's-eye I of course mean camouflage. Now move it, cupcake.

Grif: Yeah... (sighs) I'll be right up.

Cliff

Ash and Church were watching the Red Base from the cliff through their sniper rifles. Which Church somehow had while he was a ghost.

Middle of the Gulch

Church: (COMS) Hey, Tucker. Come in, man. You there? This is Church. It's working. The orange one is coming out of the base. I repeat, the orange one is coming out of the base.

Caboose and Tucker were hiding behind a rock, listening over the radio.

Tucker: Roger that.

Caboose: Oh, oh oh oh, Tucker, Tucker, Tucker! Is that.. Is that Church?

Ash: (COMS) Okay, now just keep moving around outside of the base, and draw their attention.

Caboose: (speaking over Ash, drowning him out) Tell him, that I.. that I said.. for me to say hi..?

Tucker: Whoa, wait, wait, hey. What guys? I missed that, Caboose was talking to me. Shut up man, I'm on the radio.

Cliff