Death In The Family (Red vs Blue x Male OC)

S1•E18 - SPF 0

Cliff

Now with Church, still a spirit. He's standing with Caboose and Tucker over his dead body.

Church: I am not happy about this.

Caboose: I have an idea. ...I HAVE AN IDEA!

Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose, we were just ignoring you.

Caboose: Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him, why don't you just possess your own body?

Church: Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Unable to move, just, laying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.

Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost.

Tucker: Dude, you really stink.

Church: What?

Tucker: Your body, it stinks.

Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body.

Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it.

Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest.

Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?

Caboose: Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?

Church: (as a sigh) Nuh, God.

Red Base

Grif, Evelyn, and Simmons were standing around and talking to each other.

Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something.. that begins with...

Simmons: Dirt.

Grif: Damn! How did you-

Simmons: Well, because you did rock last time. That's all that's out here, is rock and dirt.

Grif: Yeah, this canyon sucks.

Evelyn: Don't need to tell me twice.

At the Tank

Tex: So let me get this straight, you were with the UNSC all this time? A secret ONI Project?

Ash: Yeah. That about sums it up. Ok. Now your turn. What happened after we saw each other last on the Mother of Invention?

Tex said nothing but took out some dog tags. Ash recognized the callsign on them. "Connecticut."

He sighed as he put the data pad into his gauntlet. Opening up a holopad and looking through multiple files. He scrolled through them. Having many things about AI theory and research.

Ash: ...So this is what CT took from the project?

Tex just nods her head. Ash then slumps against the tank and sits on the ground.

Ash: Why would dad do such a thing? To torture a sentient being and for wha- (Stops mid sentence and thinks of something) Was he trying to bring back mom?

Tex: (Sits down next to Ash) What was she like?

Ash takes off his helmet and runs his hand through his hair.

Ash: Well. She was nice, warm, welcoming. Not too mention a total badass as that. She wouldn't take any shit from anyone. I'm not kidding. She once kicked a guy in crotch so hard he flew and hit the ceiling.