Blue Base
Caboose and Tucker were watching Sheila and Lopez from the top of Blue Base.
Tucker: Man, Lopez and Sheila have been spending a lot of time together.
Caboose: I don't like it. He is not good enough for my Sheila.
Tucker: But they seem happy together.
Caboose: He is a bad influence and he is taking advantage of her because she is young and naive...and delicate.
Tucker: Delicate? She weighs like 200 tons, dude.
Caboose: She is a precious flower.
Tucker sighed before he made his way to Sheila and Lopez to try and sort things out.
Tucker: Hey guys, I have to ask you a favor. This might sound strange, but I think Caboose is getting kind of jealous of your relationship.
Caboose: (from a distance) Sheila! Come back to me! I made you a muffin!
Tucker: Anyway, could you just try to keep a low profile or something? We don't want some weird, horribly disgusting love triangle.
Sheila: Tucker, I've been speaking with Lopez, and we feel that the machine has been treated unfairly in this canyon.
Tucker: What're you talking about?
Sheila: On a regular basis, we are either being blown up, possessed by spirits, or just left out to rust.
Tucker: Huh?
Sheila: The only one who seems competent are either Ash or Tex, but Tex is missing. We have decided that until conditions improve, we are not going to help you in your battles.
Tucker: You're kidding, right?
Sheila: (barrel pointing right at Tucker's face) Do I look like I'm kidding?
Tucker: (Thoughts) Where's Ash when you need him?
Red Base
The reds were formulating a plan to attack. A plan to retrieve their robotic teammate.
Sarge: It's very simple. We use a flea flicker maneuver with a run and gun two by two approach, tactical ops will be... aw hell, who am I kidding? Grif, Donut, just go stand in the way of their bullets while me and Simmons 2.0 sneak around back to grab Lopez while Evelyn provides overwatch and sniper support.
Donut: Sounds like a plan!
Evelyn: No it doesn't!
Grif: Agreed! How about this time we try something that doesn't involve me being shot at or run over.
Simmons: Would electrified be okay?
Grif: No!
Simmons: Well, I'm out of ideas.
Evelyn: Look, instead of running straight into enemy gunfire like you idiots usually do, why don't we try some reconnaissance this time?
Grif: Yes! Thank you!
Donut: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo-
Sarge: No.
Donut: -with a hidden spy camera-
Evelyn: No.
Donut: -inside a tiny spy bow-tie-
Grif: No.
Donut: -or, I could wear a flower on my lapel-
Sarge: I said no!
Donut: -that sprays water in people's faces-
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Death In The Family (Red vs Blue x Male OC)
Fiksi PenggemarNothing hurts like losing one of the family..." =========================================== Ash Church is the brother Rachel Church (Agent Carolina). Living with a loving family and a somewhat overprotective older sister. When they were kids, their...
