Death In The Family (Red vs Blue x Male OC)

[Season 3] E1 - The Best Laid Plans

Blood Gulch

Tucker is lying face down in the ground, with Donut standing over him while letting out lifeless moans. Trying to coax him into getting up.

Donut: Come on mister blue guy, you gotta wake up. Wake up.

Tucker: It hurts. Just let me die.

Donut: You can't die, I'm bored! All these girls wanna talk about is chick stuff, and not the fun chick stuff like ribbons and unicorns.

Tex: I don't have treads, but I often find them staring at things they really shouldn't be.

Donut: You see? Boring stuff like oppression, and a hostile work environment.

Tucker: Get Doc, I need Doc.

Donut: I can't. He got possessed by that evil guy and they escaped. He's the one that shot you. Don't you remember?

Tucker: I know. I want him to shoot me again.

Donut: Now now now, sounds like someone's got a case of the "poor me"s. If you were gonna die you would have done it by now! Maybe you just need to realize, you're gonna have to live with intense pain.

Tucker: Get that Sarge guy, have him make me a new body. Or get Ash or Evelyn to treat my wounds, they worked in special forces.

Donut: Huhg, we can't. We're out of parts because we overused that joke. And Ash, Evelyn, and Sarge all left with the others to chase Doc. But don't you worry, they left a long time ago, so I'm sure they'll be back any minute. Simmons had a fool-proof plan to catch him.

Teleporter Nexus

Or the janitor's closet? Hell I don't fucking know. Simmons and Evelyn were standing in one of many similar corridors of grey between red walls.

Simmons: Hellooooo... Hello? Is anybody here? Just great. I guess we all got separated in the teleporter.

Evelyn: See if you can contact the others. I'll try and see if we can do something with the teleporters.

Summons: Got it.

Simmons then calls Sarge on the radio as Evelyn walks over to one of the Teleporters.

Simmons: Sarge. This is Simmons 2.0, do you read me. Apparently your plan to chase Lopez and Doc has failed miserably. Evelyn and I appear to be stuck in some kind of nexus of teleporters, which could take me anywhere in the Universe... Or it's a janitor's closet, the hell we don't fucking know, Sarge, are you there, Sarge!"

Battle Creek

Sarge and Caboose are standing in a stream.

Sarge: Hello, anyone! Do you read me? Do I read you? Anyone? Anybody? Nobody? Okay. (turns off his radio and turns to Caboose) Well, I don't think the others are coming. They must have gotten separated somehow.

Caboose: My toes, are getting pruny.

Sarge: O...kay. Why don't we try to find O'Malley? (runs off)

Caboose: I know where you can find O'Malley. He lived inside my helmet for a while, maybe he left an address to send his mail. We were like roommates. (runs off to follow Sarge)

Sarge: Sounds like he took some of the furniture when he left. And the carpet. And the drapes. And I wouldn't expect to get that deposit back. If you know what I mean.

Sarge and Caboose come upon a fallen blue soldier outside a base.

Caboose: Sergeant. Look! A sleeping person!

Sarge: What? Holy macaroon.

Sarge runs over and kneels by the fallen blue.

Sarge: He's not sleeping son, he's dead.