Death In The Family (Red vs Blue x Male OC)

S2•E5 - Sweet Ride

Tex and Ash were currently in the latter's room. A holographic competer screen with various notes and documents were on it.

Ash: So you never had Omega removed from you? Despite everything?

Tex: He always preferred me for some reason. Used the helmet radios to get back to me.

Ash: Hmm. Tucker said Caboose was more aggressive and threatening him in a "scary voice" right?

Ash typed a few letters into the computer and pulled up a file. A file on the Artificial Intelligence unit: Omega. Reading over his file, he then had another screen pop up. A record of radio transmissions and he played one of them.

Caboose: Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.

Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.

Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!

Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?

Caboose: Because I didn't want to be difficult.

The black and red soldier paused it.

Ash: I think Tucker was right.

Tex: Looks like it. You got an idea on what to do?

Ash: Mom, I was trained to hunt down freelancers and developed tech to deal with the AI. Remember?

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The Warthog faces the Reds and Doc.

Simmons: Okay, I get it. You built a remote control for the jeep into Lopez.

Sarge: Yep. But there's no way anyone could have found out how to turn it on. I hid it in a place no one would ever look. Unless... (turns to Donut) Hey, Pretty-in-Pink, were you messin' with my robot?

Donut: What're you asking me for?

Grif: So someone else controls the jeep right now? And the big gun attached to it?

Sarge: Oh, get a pair, you bunch o' Barbies. Even if they've figured out how to turn it on, they'd never know the set of code words to control it. Only me and my diary know that.

Cut to Church, Tucker, and Caboose standing on top of Blue Base, a beeping noise is heard very faintly in the background.

Church: There, you hear that?

Tucker: Is it like a screaming, high pitched whistling noise followed by a series of random clicks?

Church: No, it's just like this constant "beep beep beep" noise.

Tucker: Oh. Then no, I don't hear anything.

Church: Do you eh, wait - do you actually hear a series of whistling noises followed by some random clicks?

Tucker: No, I was just tryin' to be helpful.

Church: Yeah, well, you're failing.

Caboose: All I hear is that voice, you know, telling us to kill all of our friends before they have a chance to kill us.

Church and Tucker: ...

Caboose: Wait, you guys don't hear that?

Tucker: ...I'm gonna make a note to Ash and Tex about that.

Church: Oh man, I can't take this any more. Tucker, you're gonna have to do something, man, this beeping is going to drive me crazy.

Camera zooms to the Warthog with Church's words "going to drive me crazy.. drive me crazy.." echoing in the background.