Greyjoys

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'Last time he saw each other was it Winterfell yes?' Tyrion said, looking at theon Greyjoy... 'You were making jokes about my height. I seem to recall everyone who makes a joke about a dwarfs height thinks he's the only person to ever make a joke about the dwarfs height, the height of nobility, a man of your stature, a man to look up to, you are making the same five or six jokes...' tyrion informed him.

'It was a long time ago' Theon said nervously.

'It was' tyrion admitted 'and how have things been going for you since then not? so while I gather. can't imagine it would since you murdered the Stark boys... if things were going well-'

'I didn't murder the Stark boys' theon told him, he looked to Kat, she seemed familiar, her eyes, but she wasn't a stark, but she had their eyes.

'but I did things that were just as bad maybe even worse..' theon admitted. again his eyes wandered to Kat, something about her. but she gave him no sign of recollection.

'And he paid for it' his sister yara said

'It doesn't seem like it...' Tyrion said 'he is still alive... it was complicated for you I'm sure. never quite knowing who you were but then we all live complicated lives don't we?' Tyrion asked bitterly. An edge to his voice kitty hadn't heard in a while.

'You will give us 100 ships from your iron fleet and men to sell them...' dani interrupted. 'and in return I assume you want me to support your claim to the iron islands?' she looked to theon.

'Not my claim. Hers.' he pointed to a sister

'What's wrong with your claim?' dani asked thinking what man would willingly give up his claim.

'I'm not fit to rule' theon admitted

'We can at least agree upon that' Tyrion said.

'Has The iron islands ever had a queen before?' Dani asked

'No more than Westeros' Yara said.

'Our uncle returned home after a long absence' Theon told them 'he murdered our father he would've murdered us if we stayed'

'Lord Tyrion tells me your father was a terrible king.' Dani said

'It seems that is some thing we have in common' yara said smirking.

'We do... and both murdered as well...' she looked Tyrion. 'will her ships be enough?'

'Possibly. Though there are more than 100 ships in the iron fleet' Tyrion told her, glancing back at the Greyjoys.

'There are and my uncle is building them for you' Theon told them.

'So why shouldn't I wait for him?' Dani questioned.

'The iron fleet is not all he's bringing. He also wants to give you his-' but yara cut him off.

'His Big cock, I believe he called it...' she smirked 'He is offering marriage he won't take one without the other.'

'And I'm assuming your offer does not have the same requirements?' dani questioned.

'No but I'm up for anything.' Again that smirk, yaras eyes wandered to kat and she winked kat. Kat Nearly choked on her own tongue trying to hold back a laugh. Tyrions eyes darting between the two of them.

'He murdered our father and he would've murdered us' theon repeated. 'he will murder you as soon as he gets what he wants.' The smile slides off Dani's face

'The seven kingdoms?' Kat questioned.

'All of them' theon said, all of them, kat thought. These idiots don't realize there is so much more outside and its probably for the best.

'And you don't want the seven kingdoms?' dani questioned.

'We just want back the iron islands,' yara told her.

'And that's all?' dani questioned.

'We would like you to help us murder an uncle or two..' yara said grinning at her brother.

'Reasonable' Dani said

'what if everyone starts demanding their independence?' Tyrion questioned

'She's not demanding she's asking and the others are free to ask as well'

'Our fathers were evil men they left the world worse than they found it. we are not going to do that we are going to leave the world better than we found it. you will support my claim as queen of the 7 kingdoms and respect the seven kingdoms no more reeving raiding or raving'. Dani had finally gotten up from her chair and was now face to face with Yara.

'That's our way of life' yara told her appalled that she would even suggest such a thing.

'No more' dani told her

'No more' she agreed she stuck her hand out to shake Dani's but she looked back to Tyrion to confirm he gave a single nod and Dani shook her hand a deal has been made.

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