His Pirate // Tyrion Lannister (2)

Uh Oh

'Uh oh' jac said as sandor passed her. She was sitting in a barrel playing with the grains. 'Uh oh' she repeated when he stopped

'Whats wrong?' He grumbled

'Uh oh' she put her hands on her cheek. 'Wat hap?' She asked

'Fire' he told her

'Uh oh' she repeated.

'Uh oh is correct.' He laughed. 'Youre not so bad'

'Ouch?' She asked

'No ouch. Not anymore.' She waved at him to come closer. He obliged. She waved again and he bent down closer to her. She put her hands on his cheeks. Kat stood back as the man that wanted to terrified everyone was comforted by her daughter.

'Betah?' She asked

'All better' he told her. 'Thank you little one.' She clapped smiling up at him. 'Tyrions not her father.' He said turning to kat.

'No hes not. How did you know?'

'Shes sweet. Not a cunt like tyrion. Sorry.'

'What are you apologizing for?'

'Cussing in front of the little one' sandor told her and kat laughed.

'I do it all the time. Its fine.' Kat told him and he nodding looking back to jac she waved at him when he turned around to look at her. 'I used to say no no when she repeated a bad word i said but i cuss to much for that. Sometimes she repeats it other times she says no no and makes me laugh either way.'

'You are something else' sandor told her, looking over the captain... feathers in her hair, big sliver rings on her fingers, a beautiful smile.

'Jac jac whats your favorite no no word?" Kat asked

'Fuck fuck'

'I think she think shes saying duck. She likes all the animals we see while sailing. She saw a duck back at dragon stone. She said fuck. I corrected her she said fuck again. But ive been cursing her whole life, back at kings landing when i was manipulated into being a lady i told her no no alot.' Kat informed him.

'So when a man has his cock burried inside you and your screaming fuck the little one is looking for ducks?' sandor questioned picturing himself in her.

'Possibly. Kat said laughing.

'Hi hi' jac said when they looked over at her and sandor. He waved again.

'She likes you Clegane'

'She doesnt know me. She wouldnt if she did.' He informed her.

'You a big bad wolf Sandor Clegane? A monster that everyone is scared of?' kat questioned

'Ive done very bad things kat'

'No one can like you because youve done monsterous things. We've all done bad things sandor. Me included.' Kat told him, jumping up onto the railing holding onto a rope holding a sail in place.

'It's different' he told her

'No its not. Except i own my shit. I dont let the shit i did keep a frown on my face. You dont have to let the world, let your past mistakes, your past adventures keep you from enjoying life sandor.' He nodded.

'Your a wise woman kat.'

'I learned my wisdom from the great captain jack sparrow. Say when this is over i could use a big strong guy like you on my crew. What would you think about joining me? Sailing the world?' she questioned and he looked her in the eyes, he couldn't believe the words coming out of her pretty like cussing mouth.

'You want an old shit like me to travel the world with ya?' sandor questioned

'Jac likes you. Thats the first requirement.' Kat informed him

'Whats the second?'

'Not being a cunt.'

'I might be-'

'No Sandor Clegane you are a grouch but your a good man. I can tell. I want you on my crew.' She told him coming to stand next to him, he was tall, she was tall but he was much taller, she looked up to him.

'I would like that... If we survive this.'

'Great.' She walked over to jac she blew kat a kiss. 'Oh thank you' kat kissed her.

'Who is her father?'

'Hes dead.'

'Sorry.'

'Im not. Jac and i are better on our own.' Kat told him

'But your not alone.'

'Im not not alone.' She corrected

'Tyrion seems to think you are his woman. Any truth in that?' sandor questioned looking her over again.

'I fuck tyrion and i love tyrion. 90% of the time.' She said with a shrug. 'But im not any mans woman. I assure you.' She winked at him before picking jac up and walking away.

'Trouble' he muttered. 'That girl is trouble.'