His Pirate // Tyrion Lannister (2)

He didnt fuck his sister

The Dothraki men came charging in on horses in between the unsullied army they were standing just outside Kings Landing preparing for their queen as everyone else travel by ship their fleet of ships sailing closer and closer.

'How many people live here? In kings landing?

"A million perhaps.' Tyroin told him

"That's more people than in the entire north, why would anyone wanna live like that? cramped that way?' Jon asked

'There's more work in the city and brothels are far superior.' Tyrion told him. 'not that I go to brothels anymore' he added looking to kat.

'its true cities got better everything, food, ale, music, people, definitely a better selection of men.' Kat told them. 'in the north you saw your family and your servants right jon? Yet you didn't fuck any of your siblings right?' kat questioned and Tyrion nearly choked on his tongue.

"KAT!' Tyrion exclaimed

'what? they have all the people, a million fucking people and they-'

'Kat, I love you.' Jon said wrapping an arm around her.

'Its not like it's a secret!' kat told Tyrion.

'maybe don't say that when we get there.' Tyrion added.

'I thought you knew this by now... I do and say whatever the fuck I want. They are my children still... who knows they might need a smack on the ass to get their heads from each others-'

'Kat!' Tyrion said turning red while jon was laughing, cracking up with laughter.

'I really love you sister.'

'Letting the dragons roam free around the city will be a problem' Mormont said

'I always thought it was a funny joke an arena for children to play fight is now the most dangerous place on the earth.' Tyrion remarked as they made their way to Cersei.

'I think it still is' Kat said. She couldn't believe she was back here.

'Welcome lords and ladies, your friends arrived before you,' he pointed at Brienne of tarth, representative from Winterfell. 'Ive been sent to bring you all to the meeting.' Bronn said, the Dothraki men went ahead.

'Pleasant surprise and an unpleasant situation' tyrion told Podrick

'It's nice to see you my Lord.' Podrick said

"I see you are supporting the enemy though' Tyrion joked.

'I am glad you are alive' podrick told him.

'Come on you can suck his magic cock later.' Bronn told him. 'hey gorgeous.' He said looking to kat.

'Hi hi!' jac said waving.

'look at you jac!' bronn said, 'so big now!'

'Hello Bronn. Nice to see you again.' Kat said as jac waved happily at Bronn.

'good thing the little one takes after you and not the lannisters right?' bronn questioned.

'Thank God for that.' kat told him, Tyrion rolled his eyes. 'I'm gonna check on the package.' Kat said turning around to join sandor at the back.

'What's in there?' one of the guards asked Sandor as he stood closest to the cage.

'Don't fucking touch it!' sandor snapped.

"It's a monster.' Kat told him.

'I thought you were dead' brienne of tarth said to sandor.

'Not yet you came pretty close though.' He told her not looking at her.

'You died Clegane? Is that like a right of passage with you people? Almost dying and coming back to life?'

'Seems so.' He said glancing at her.

'I was only trying to protect her.' Brienne said.

'You and me both'

'She is alive, Arya.'

'Where?' sandor questioned

'Winterfell.'

'Whoes protecting her if your here?'

'The only one that needs protecting is the one that gets in her way.' Brienne corrected.

'It won't be me' Sandor told her.

'Arya Stark is a fighter?' kat questioned.

'she is amazing... who are you?' Brienne questioned.

'Captain kat of the Sparrow.' Sandor introduced and kat smiled.

'I would say it's a pleasure but I think you might have almost killed my friend here, so that is debateable.'

'she always this blunt?' Brienne asked.

'shes trouble.' Sandor told her. 'now fuck off.' She snapped.

'fuck fuck!' jac said looking around.

'excellent work Clegane you got the little one-'

'say it again jac jac.' Kat said grinning.

'fuck fuck.' Kat looked to brienne, she looked appalled.

'Bye bitch!' kat said shoeing her away.

'thanks.' Sandor muttered.

'no problem, what else I am here for if not to torment lords and ladies alike?' she teased.

'Here we are strangers at black waters bay. Strange place for a reunion'

'It is my lord' Podrick agreed.

'I don't think I am anyone's Lord anymore Podrick'

'I'm sure your new queen will be happy to restore your lordship if she makes it to the throne.' Bronn offered

'Remember my offer Bronn whatever they're paying you I will pay you double.' Tyrion reminded him

'Don't worry about me I'm looking after myself I'm doing just fine.' He told tyrion

'You put yourself at risk doing this meeting' Tyrion told him as they walked the long journey to the arena.

'I put your self at risk, I put your head on the line for this meeting, cersei, she doesn't care about me. however, now thanks to me she got two traitor her heads coming right through her door she can chop them off the moment she gets tired all thanks to Bronn of the fucking black water!' Bronn called out 'I'm looking out for myself.' He told tyrion

'It's good to see you again' Tyrion told him

'Yeah you too.... its better to see your mother though.' Bronn said.