Brain washed idiots

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'They are back!' Kat shouted. 'Lift em up! Oh hello.' She said looking over gendry. 'You pick up a straggler davvos?'

'He will be going to the wall with king jon. He is a great fighter.' Kat nodded looking him over. 'This is the lady Lannister' davvos introduced and kat glared him.

'Pleasure to meet you my lady-' Gendry began

'Dont finish that sentence.' She told him after smacking davvos upside the head. 'Im kat or trouble. Im no lady.' She informed him.

'Nice to meet you kat. Im gendry. Gendry baretheon.'

'Boy!' davvos said smacking him upside the head.

'I dont care for titles... youre a bastard though right? I was at the capital, it the castle... you were not.'

'Thats right.' Gendry said he was confident he didn't know why but he felt as though he needed to show this woman strength not cowardess. A man not a weak boy that was sold and almost killed for the likes of other men. He stood tall before her, head held high.

'Well joffrey and tommen were bastards too so...' gendrys eyes went wide he heard the rumors of course but...

'Dont worry i can keep a secret davvos. Just know gendry i have more respect for bastards with ambition then a lord with proper posture.' She told him. 'Alright!' she shouted back to the small crew. 'Lift anchor and lets go home!'

'Kat is the captain?' Gendry asked

'Best damn captain there ever was or will be' tyrion told him.

'Tt tt' jac said waving at him.

'Hi jac jac. This is my new friend, gendry,' gendry walked up and waved at jac.

'Hi hi' she said waving back

'Hi hi' he repeated laughing. She clapped and reached up for tyrion he picked her up. 'Shes yours?'

'No' tyrion said kissing jacs cheek she kissed him back laughing when his beard touched her face. 'Jac is kats baby.'

'But ser davvos said the was lady Lannister?' gendry asked confused

'She married my father' Tyrion said bitterly.

'Oh' gendry said as jac started to babble in tyrions arms. They had started moving and jac pointed to the water so tyrion moved to the edge of tue ship. She pointed at the waves smiling and clapping.

'Then i killed him' tyrion told him and gendry remained quiet. 'And kat ran away with me. Win win.' Tyrion told him.

'Mama mama' jac said reaching for her

'Hey jac jac' she took her from tyrion.

'Um captain kat?' Gendry asked

'Yes gendry?'

'Gg Gg' jac said waving at him again. He waved again laughing.

'Thank you for allowing me passage with you to queen daenarys.' He said nodding his head to her, his captain.

'Well i didnt know we would be collecting you but sure thing hun.'

'You could have kicked me off' he reminded her

'Keep being a sweet and helpful boy to jac and my crew and i wont have an excuse to throw you to the kracken.' She told him giving his cheek a tap before walking off

'Kracken?' Gendry questioned

'Survive long enough and you will hear all the stories of the great captain and trouble of the black pearl. Survive long enough and she might suggest you come on her adventure around the world. Past the narrow sea. So far outside of the seven kingdoms-'

'Outside the seven kingdoms. There is more out there?'

'A bunch of brain washed idiots you lot are!' kat shouted from top deck. 'I swear none of you have any brains for yourself. The world is flat. There is nothing past the seven kingdoms that isnt desert or ocean. Honestly you people...' kat muttered steering course back to dragon stone.

'Another thing... Kat is always listening.' Tyrion said looking uo at her. Jac was sitting on the railing, kat had hand on the wheel and one hand on jac, jac was still babbling about nothing and everything.

They had a meal of jams and bread. Everyone talking and laughing but kat sat at the wheel jac on top of a barrel she smeared jams over her face as she ate her food.

'Silly girl look at your face.' Kat kissed her tasting jam. 'Im gonna need to rinse you off in the ocean once your finished little miss.' Jac sucked on her fingers as kat turned back to the wheel. Veering left slightly. They were making excellent time.

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