The one with the youngest Geller

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                The One With the new Roomate
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It started out like any other day. The five of us gathered around a small coffee table talking about our day.

"So i'm back in highschool, right and i'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realize I'm totally naked" Chandler explained

"Oh yeah, I've had that dream before"Joey smiled

"Then I look down and there's a phone...there"He said confidently.

"You mean instead of-"

"Yeah" Chandler replied quietly cutting monica off

"Never had that dream" Joey shrugged

"All of a sudden the phone starts to ring, and everyone starts looking at me"

"And they weren't looking at you before"I asked

Chandler glared at me.

"Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!"

My eyes shot up as the bell above the door rang.
I watched as Ross moped over to the coffee table

"Hi."He greeted

"Are you okay, sweetie?"Monica asked our brother.

"I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck"

"Cookie?" Chandler offered

Ross slowly shook is head.

"Carol moved her stuff out today."Monica told us quietly

"Ohh."Joey whisper yelled

"I got you a coffee" I told him holding it out towards him

Chandler slid over extending his arm behind me signaling for me to make room so Ross could sit.

I slid over closer to him and Ross sat inbetween Pheobe and I.

Pheobe started pulling the air above Ross.

"Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?"He said louder then before

"Fine! Be murky!" She rolled her eyes

"I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy."Ross said quietly

"No you don't."I said

"No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!"He yelled back

"And you never knew she was a lesbian?"Joey asked

"No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?"

"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian"Chandler said zoneing out. "Did I say that out loud?"He asked once he noticed us all staring

"I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well."

"Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what?  A wrong number?" Monica asked raising her voice

"Sorry."

"Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?" Joey asked

Ross shrugged allowing Joey to continue.

"Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!" He smiled